Seems as though some woman’s ex-boyfriend took issue with her having taken in a replacement. So he broke into her apartment and tried to kick New Guy’s ass.
Whereupon New Guy took his own gun and changed Ex-Guy’s status into Organ Donor.
And in California, even.
From Houston comes this fine story:
Police said the driver went to the address to deliver a pizza and was confronted by two men demanding money at gunpoint. According to HPD, he pulled out his own gun and shot, killing one of the men. The second man reportedly ran away.
Here’s a good part:
The driver then waited for police officers to respond to the scene.
Always be sure to get your story in to the fuzz first, before the surviving scumbag can start raving about “being attacked while we wuz jus’ walkin’ around” or similar bullshit.
Of course, the driver’s going to get fired because “corporate policy” (more bullshit — I’d give him a bonus), but at least he’s still alive.
Unlike one of the choirboys (“Guess The Race”), who was probably “just about to turn his life around and was even enrolled at Malcolm X trade school” or some similar nonsense (even more bullshit).
I quote Insty a lot, I know, but at the end of it all, Glenn Reynolds is a very smart and wise man. Frankly (and I know he’s not interested, more’s the pity), our country needs him, and more like him, to be in a position of power rather than being a respected law professor at some university*.
Here’s what caught my eye recently:
“There was a time when I doubted the morality of Hiroshima, Tokyo, and Dresden. Watching the world today, I’m glad that our forebears had the courage and moral clarity that too many parts of our contemporary society lack.”
Asking for “moral clarity” in our current amoral power elite is far too big an expectation.
*I know, I know — to Glenn, UTenn isn’t just “some university”, but in relation to his stature, intellect and character, I’m afraid that to the rest of us, and to me in particular, it is.
If this story doesn’t put a grin on your face, we can’t be friends.
Seems like this high-school kid named Cameron Blasek flew a U.S. flag from a pole attached to his truck… whereupon some asshole official from his school told him to take it down.
And he refused. And then a dozen of his buddies also started flying Old Glory from their trucks.
Smiling yet?
Well, the fucking Commie school officials backed down, but not before this happened:
A graphic design company in Cincinnati reached out to Blasek after the viral story and offered to do the kid a favor and wrap his truck for free. And the design…
That’s it, boys: rub their fucking Commie noses in it.
From Reader Mike L. comes this piece of good news:
A Pennsylvania man says he is celebrating his Mega Millions win by getting engaged. The man, who didn’t release his identity to the public, reportedly won a $1 million Mega Millions prize in New Jersey with a ticket he ordered using the Jackpocket app. Representatives with the lottery app said the lucky winner decided to purchase the winning ticket while on a break from work.
First things first: I hope he had the foresight to hold back $450k in taxes from that million, otherwise his friendly local neighborhood IRS agent is going to give it to him good, as will the poxy New Jersey tax enforcers.
Second thing: yes, his luck was good, but not that good. Why?
The winning ticket matched all five white balls, just missing the gold Mega Ball.
Had he got the Mega Ball, his winnings would have been about $120 million, in which case he could have got engaged in a cabana at the Four Seasons in the Seychelles:
As it is, his $550k is a lovely windfall, but after buying a decent house, an engagement ring and paying for the wedding, he’ll still have to keep on working.
Being a millionaire isn’t what it used to be…
Some Trump-supporting truckers are refusing to transport loads to and from New York City after the former president was fined $355 million and had his ability to run businesses in the state suspended in Friday’s civil fraud verdict.
And what should qualify for Quote Of The Day:
“I’ll tell you what, you fuck around and find out! We’re tired of you motherfucking leftists fucking with Trump,” the trucker said. “Leave Trump alone with the bullshit… you know you ain’t got shit on Trump, so cut the bullshit.”
Works for me and, I suspect, for more than a few million voters.
In the meantime, if I may coin a phrase: Let New York Sink.