Reader Preussenotto asks the important question: “Has Nigel Farage displaced Jeremy Clarkson as the Greatest Living Englishman?”
Now that is a tough one to answer. Both men love guns and love their pints.
Both men drive Range Rovers, so that’s a tie. But Farage’s other car is a Volvo (ugh):
…whereas Clarkson has an Alfa Romeo GTV6:
…and that’s just on his farm.
Both shag sexy girlfriends — okay, Jezza’s chick is skinny and Irish, while Our Nige’s squeeze is French and not skinny; but nobody’s perfect.
…and yes I know: both men can be said to enjoy slipping into a Ferrari.
But Clarkson did not support Brexit at the time (most likely because his EU farm subsidy money would — and did — disappear), whereas Farage…
And both men have terrible teeth, but then they’re British.
Like I said, it’s a tough call.