Not A One-Shot Kill

Those maniac Zoomers at GarandThumb test out a suppressed .22 pistol on a lifelike dummy… gutshots, back-of-neck shots, back-of-head shots, and full-face shots, they do ’em all.

I’m not saying that this would be a carry piece for the average person;  but for someone with limited strength (through age, injury, illness etc.), it certainly opens up a world of possibility.  As they say:  (almost) any gun is better than no gun at all.

Frankly, as long as you resign yourself to the fact that you need to dump at least five shots into the target at a time — and that’s very easy with a .22 pistol — the person at the naughty end is going to be extremely unwell.  I once trained a young woman with a .22 pistol, and by the end of the second lesson she could pop all ten rounds into a face-sized target in less than five seconds.  No matter how tough you are (or think you are), that little fusillade is going to absolutely ruin your day.

Huh.  Is there a holster made for (say) the Browning Buck Mark:

…and/or Ruger Mk IV?

Silly rabbit;  this is America.

Very, very interesting…

Entry Level

Here’s a thought.  Let’s say that you’re one of the many people who doesn’t own a gun of any real consequence — say, a .22 bolt-action rifle Christmas gift from Grandpa when you were ten, which you’ve fired occasionally but not often, or an old .38 revolver inherited from some uncle or other and only test-fired:  and that’s it.

(I know, in these times and for my audience, this is scarcely believable;  but I bet everyone can think of at least one person like this among your acquaintances, relatives and workmates.  This is about them.)

Suddenly, you realize that things are going to get real and fairly soon, and you’re going to need a gun (or even two) fairly soon as well.  Fortunately, you have a buddy who can teach you about the gun(s) and how to shoot them (what we Olde Pharttes call the “manual of arms”), but there’s a problem.  You don’t have much money to spend, and the next gun show in your area is a month away — and you need a gun right now.

Your local gun stores are either out of stock, or worse:  the guns they do have in stock are hideously expensive, and you only have a few hundred-odd dollars available, because the rest is being spent on building up emergency food supplies for you and your family.  (Okay, I bet that now my Readers will know of a few people in this predicament.)

Still, you know that hoarding food supplies is pointless if some guy with a gun suddenly decides that he wants what you’ve got;  you need to protect yourself, and get it done cheaply and quickly.  Fortunately, you find an online source — an online outlet’s warehouse close by, and they have a stock of guns you can go to with fistfuls of dollars in hand, but you hardly know anything about guns.

What to do, and what are the best options?

As we all know, there is a list of must-haves when it comes to making a gun purchase of this sort.  You need:

  • an inexpensive gun
  • chambered to shoot common (and therefore likely cheaper) ammo
  • that you can learn to shoot quickly.

Her are my thoughts on the whole thing.

If there’s any chance you’re going to be facing some up-close-and-personal interaction, not much beats a shotgun.  They’re cheap, easy to work, and despite having a small cartridge magazine capacity (5 or so), they’re the business.  And there are lots of choices, and they’re all cheap.  Here’s the best (I think) of the lot, the Mossberg Maverick 88 pump action, costing much less than three hundred dollars:

For ten bucks more, Savage’s Stevens 320 line also comes recommended:

Both are chambered in either 12ga or 20ga — 12 is more effective, but the 20’s recoil is much more manageable.

But Kim, you ask, what if I’m wanting to keep a little more distance between myself and Larry The Looter — say, as he comes up the driveway or is climbing over the back fence?

The bad thing about a shotgun is that the shot spreads soon after it leaves the muzzle, which means that the further away the target, the greater the dispersion of the pellets, and the greater likelihood of a partial- or even clean miss.

A rifle?  Why, sure — if you’ve fired a bolt-action rifle before and know how to work it, then that’s the one to get.  (Lever-action — “cowboy” — rifles are surprisingly expensive at the moment.)  When you scan the wholesaler’s catalogue, however, you see that very few of the rifles have iron sights anymore — it’s no longer fashionable, for some reason — so your ever-shrinking fistful of cash needs to get a scope as well, even if it’s just an inexpensive one.

Well, step forward a couple of manufacturers who sell scope-inclusive gun “packages”. There’s Savage’s Axis line of rifles, which typically sell for (well) under $500 and include a scope:

Even better, they’re chambered for most of the popular (therefore cheap, and likely available) cartridges like the .223 Rem (5.56x45mm), .308 Win or .30-06 Springfield.

I would suggest that you couldn’t do much better than that, if you’re likely to need a gun which can reach out a little.  For only a few more dollars, you can also get a Mossberg Patriot, similarly chambered:

Frankly, I myself would pick the Mossberg, but my reason for that is purely a personal one (no details because unnecessary).  Either rifle would be fine.

Lastly, if you don’t have one of those old .38 revolvers in your possession, you might want to get a handgun simply because they’re easier to carry around, either in a holster (please) or just tucked into your waistband (please don’t).

Like the shotgun, there is an optimal choice for a handgun:  a revolver (because it’s like a fork:  you pick it up, and it works) chambered in… well, here’s where things get interesting.

I myself would recommend the .38 Special cartridge — the “+P” is better still, albeit often more spendy — but regardless of what caliber you choose, you’ve got to suck it up and buy quality / premium self-defense ammo (which is not necessarily true of the long guns).

As for the revolver itself, you have a couple choices:  firstly, the Rock Island M200:

It’s ugly, it’s basic (.38 Special only, not +P), and it only costs $250.  Remember, it’s likely to be a last-ditch gun, so there’s no point in spending more.  But if you do, there’s always the Taurus 856 (also .38 Spec only), for a hundred-odd bucks more:

(This model’s the hammerless double-action-only, which is fine for the purpose as described.  It might even work better for you than one with an exposed hammer.)

For almost double the price of the Taurus, though, you can get the Ruger LCRx:

Why does it cost so much more?  It’s a Ruger, so it’s not going to break, and it can shoot the .38 Spec +P cartridge, which is a much better self-defense load than a regular .38 Special.  Your choice.


Aside:  why the .38 Special and not the 9mm?  Simply put, the 9mm is pretty much confined to semi-auto handguns — which require a great deal more instruction and practice time than the original “point-and-click” interface of the revolver.
And why not the .357 Magnum?  Expensive, not as available as the .38, very difficult to control in a small revolver, and the guns that can handle the cartridge are much more expensive.


Okay, one last thing:  Someone, somewhere is going to start yammering about an AR-15 semi-auto rifle being The Ultimate Choice — perhaps your buddy, who is a vet and is willing to give you the proper instruction.  And the ammo is dirt cheap (and other gun guys may be willing to give you a hundred-odd rounds from their stash), so why not?

Fine.

The problem is that because the AR-15 model is so easy to customize, you’re going to get confused about the thing.  Don’t be.  Get a basic out-of-the-box AR-15 with iron sights and two spare 30-round mags, and all will be well.  What’s “basic”?

Step forward the Del-Ton Sport-M2, for only $600:

Del-Ton?  Who they?  No idea, but when it comes to AR-15s these days, that scarcely seems to matter.  Here’s one guy who tried the Sport-M2 out, and found it quite acceptable.  Or if you have a hundred more bucks in your handful of cash and want to take less risk, quality-wise, there’s always the Smith & Wesson M&P Sport II (which would get my vote):

Don’t listen to the guys who say they can “build” you an AR-15 for less than the Del-Ton, by the way, because that inevitably involves a lower from X, an upper from Y, a trigger group from P and an optical sight from Q, all of which need careful fitting and testing — and you don’t have the luxury of time.

Myself, I’d just get a Mossberg pump shotgun and a Rock Island revolver, because it’s easy-peasy (which is what you’re looking for, right?) and the total cost for that combo, without ammo, is about $500 ($600 with a couple boxes each of 20ga and .38 Special).

Cheap, nasty but fit for purpose.

Gratuitous Gun Pic: Parker VH 410 (.410)

Okay, here’s one last look at a .410 shotgun at Steve Barnett’s: an old but very lovely Parker:

The price of this piece is on a par with that of most Parkers made in this era:  spendy, but not excessively so.  I have fired many Parker shotguns of all sizes and gauge, and have to agree with everyone else who’s ever fired one, that they’re reliable, quality and rugged guns which are well worth the investment.

Certainly, if I had the funds I would strongly consider snatching up the above because a.) side-by-side barrels and b.) double trigger.  (The rounded pistol grip is a negative, but not a huge one in this case.)

Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

One more time:

Homicide Unit detectives are investigating a self-defense claim following Saturday’s 3:30 a.m. fatal shooting of DeCarlos Groves, 25, inside the Corner Mart, 2600 Clarksville Pike.

A review of the store’s video surveillance shows Groves producing a handgun during an apparent robbery attempt. Groves then jumped over the counter, landing on top of the store clerk, Peter Fang, 20. Fang retrieved a weapon from his shirt pocket which discharged as Groves landed on him, striking Groves. As the struggle continued, additional shots were fired from Fang’s gun and Groves fell to the floor. Fang called police. Groves died at the scene.

Not to prejudice the thing, of course, but “Guess The Scumbag’s Efnicity” will be a slam-dunk.

Given the clear video evidence of the event, Our Hero will be sent on his way with an attaboy from the po-po.  And from my Readers, too.

Gratuitous Gun Pic: Marlin Model 90 O/U (20ga)

Following on from our earlier discussion on .410 shotguns, I went a-browsing for more of said things, and found not one but two Marlin Model 90s at Barnett’s:

Okay, this is by no means a “fine” shotgun, but I have to tell you, I kinda like its sleek look and light weight.

And once again, I am astonished by yet another example of a Marlin gun I’d never heard of.

But for those put off by the nosebleed prices of the “fine” .410 guns and are looking for an acceptable entry-level one either for themself or for a kid / grandkid, this might be a good place to start.

That said, I know nothing about the Model 90 — for all I know, Marlin stopped making them not because of low demand, but because they were utter crap.  Somehow, though, I doubt that.

The .410: A Discussion

While browsing through Steve Barnett’s foul and tempting website recently, I came across this exquisite little beauty:

…and it triggered, so to speak, this train of thought.

I have to admit that I’ve never understood the appeal of the .410 shotgun cartridge, other than the fact that it’s not a punisher like the 12ga. (For those who are unfamiliar with shotgun cartridges, here’s a good summary.)  Some pics, to illustrate what I’m talking about:

I know that many excellent shotgunners of my acquaintance (like Mr. Free Market) just love the little thing — Mr. FM actually calls .410 shooters “showoffs” because shooting clays with a .410 is akin to shooting at them with a .22LR* — and there is no argument that on terrestrial targets (e.g. rats and snakes) the .410 is absolute murder.  So as a “recreational” cartridge, I can see its appeal.

I have heard people say that the .410 is a fine “starter” cartridge for youngins, to get them into the swing of shotgunning without the recoil owies.

However, while the .410 is less of a shoulder-smasher than the 12ga, it nevertheless imparts recoil similar to that of a .30-30 rifle cartridge, so it’s no feather.

Please understand that this little discourse does not constitute a hit job on the .410 — anything but — but I have never seen much reason for its use other than as a recreational cartridge, like the .177 pellet.

And I am more than willing to be persuaded otherwise, by people who love the thing.

Of course, there is an alternative use for the .410, that of self-defense in a handgun like the Taurus Judge:


…which as an added bonus, can also chamber the wonderful .45 Colt/.45 Long Colt cartridge (for the purposes of this exercise, the .410 and .45 Colt are dimensionally interchangeable). Here’s a video of the Taurus Judge (executive summary:  meh).

Likewise there are “field” options like the Magnum Research BFR, similarly chambered:


…but even with the added muzzle velocity of the longer barrel, I can see little advantage to carrying such a piece out in the wilderness.  So, no.

But as a sporting or birdshooting cartridge out of a shotgun?  I call on my Readers for their input.  Because that Beretta S687 is simply crying out for a good home…


*I should add that Mr. FM’s favorite backyard activity at Free Market Towers is shooting crows with a .410 or .177 pellet gun.