Gratuitous Gun Pic: Ithaca Mod 37 Featherlight (20ga)

I’ve always liked the Ithaca Featherlight shotguns:  handy, reliable and easy to shoot, they’re just more fun than their heavier Police Riot guns — not that the latter are terrible, of course, as their thousands of users will attest.  Anyway, this one just came in to Steve Barnett’s emporium, and it’s a sweetie (right-click to embiggen):

…and of course, this line will have prettier wood than the Riot guns:

Exquisite.  I could see lots of happy-happy joy-joy bird-hunting with this one in my hands.

Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

Quote of the day:

“It was a robbery that didn’t go well for the robbers.” — San Antonio Police Chief William McManus

Seems as though a man went to draw money from an ATM, whereupon two choirboys approached him to ask him to donate to their church fund*.  Apparently, they used the wrong terminology and body language, because our ATM cardholder shot them both dead on the spot.


*according to their relatives, no doubt.

 

Gratuitous Gun Pic: Marlin 983S (.22 WMR)

Fresh from my diatribe against Marlin Rifles comes this customized and scoped example of their stainless-barreled Model 983, as seen at Collectors:

Aesthetically speaking, I don’t see the need for the heavy rubber recoil pad (on a rifle chambered in .22 Magnum?), but other than that, it’s very nice — and the recoil pad is removable.

I bet that’s a one-hole shooter, all day and every day of the week.  Yeah, it’s a lot of money for a Marlin, but that’s just another reason to hate them for stopping production:  they’ve driven up the prices through scarcity.

Of course, if you forego the customization, Marlin 983 rifles typically run for less than half the above, if you can find one.

All that said, I prefer my earlier Model 882 SV:

…which really is a one-hole shooter, as anyone who’s shot it will attest.

Never Mind All That Heritage Nonsense

We’ve all seen how brands like Bud Light fucked up their consumer franchise by stupid marketing.

Image what we’d be saying if, say a decade ago, Bud Light had simply stopped making and selling their beer.  “Throwing away the market” would have been a common refrain.

So what does one say when confronted by this:

What bullshit is this?  For decades, multiple decades, Marlin pretty much owned the rimfire rifle market — at one time, more Marlin Model 60s had been sold all over the world than any other gun model, period.  The 795 was also popular — I’ve owned two, myself, and the only reason I don’t still own them is that they ended up being (much-treasured) birthday gifts for the young son and daughter of a good friend.  (Now in their mid-twenties — hi, Robin and Jimmy! — they still own them and plink with them all the time.)

Hey, Marlin:  fuck you.  Fuck you for “stopping production” of your rimfire rifles.  Fuck you for trashing your proud heritage, and fuck you for giving us less choice in the market.

And for all those people who will say, “Oh, people stopped buying them;  what do you expect?” I say again, with equal vehemence, bullshit.  If people stop buying a product, it’s either because it’s shit — flimsy, unreliable, too expensive etc. — or because… [wait for it] …the company stopped marketing the product.

We know that product quality was never a problem for Marlin’s rimfire rifles — any of them, despite the rifles being inexpensive — so it’s not that.  But I don’t recall seeing an ad or promotion for the Model 60 in… actually, I don’t remember ever seeing an ad or promotion for the Model 60, and until recently I was a voracious reader of almost all the gun magazines.  And when I bought my Model 60 back in the mid-1980s, it was very definitely either the #1 or #2-selling rimfire rifle on the market at the time.

And there’s nothing worse than reading “…is perfect for target practice and small game”  and then, having created the setup, to read:  “oh but too bad, we don’t make it anymore;  sucks to be you.”

Marlin had a good name and a brilliant set of products, and they pissed it all away.

It’s just shameful.  There’s no other word for it.

Very Interesting

Comparing the FN 5.7x28mm hot rod to the humble .22 WMR boolet’s performance in ballistic gel, firing through Level II armor:  please Sir, may I have some more?

I did not expect that, and I have to admit, I’m feeling a lot better about the .22 Mag (of which I own a hem hem  adequate sufficiency), especially as my stock of 5.7x28mm = zero.

I would love to see how the .22 Mag performs when fired out of my Marlin 882 SSV 22″ HB rifle into the same media.

Just out of scientific curiosity, of course.