As I’ve said earlier, I have little interest in firing up old themes in this, the latest incarnation of my rants and scribblings.
However.
When I see joyous news snippets like this one, I have no alternative but to announce the return of the Department of Righteous Shootings, wherein I catalog the efforts of private, law-abiding citizens to drain the gene pool of miserable criminal scumbags. Here’s the latest:
Authorities in Oklahoma are investigating after a man armed with an AR-15 opened fire on three intruders who forced their way into his mother’s Broken Arrow home Monday afternoon.
According to the Wagoner County Sheriff’s Office, the three suspects were pronounced dead at the scene and a fourth suspect, who acted as the getaway driver, is now in police custody.
Three shots fired, three goblins dead. Somebody buy Our Hero a marksmanship badge.
But that’s not the best report out of this little comedy. Try this one:
The grandfather of one of the three armed home invaders who were shot and killed breaking into a home in Broken Arrow (OK) earlier this week laments that the resident’s AR-15 carbine wasn’t fair against the knife and brass knuckles carried by the mask-wearing criminals.
You can all stop that unseemly laughing now. No… on second thoughts, carry on.
Dead Goblin Count: 3