Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Chopped Liver

Africa, Foreign Affairs

I see that POTUS has made his nomination for the position of U.S. Ambassador to South Africa:  Brent Bozell.

Now just one cotton-pickin’ minute here, Boss.

I have long been an admirer of the redoubtable Brent, who did such sterling work during the Dark Times (circa the various Obama Administrations), but nowhere in his curriculum vitae  have I seen any experience in terms of Africa in general, and South Africa in particular.

I’m sure his intentions are good, mind you, but I think the U.S. is going to need someone with better credentials than Bozell’s to deal with this bunch of “former” terrorists in proper fashion.

I would therefore ask the Senate to vote Bozell down, and force POTUS to nominate someone more experienced.  But who?

Well, I have family there, still have extensive business contacts as well, and even met the current Prime Minister some time back.  Furthermore, my loathing for apartheid should provide all the credentials that  this bunch of homicidal Marxist thugs  the South African government might require.

And the Ambassador’s residence / U.S. Embassy happen to be located in a very pretty part of the country, too.

I wouldn’t be too worried about my personal safety, either.  Quite apart from my [ahem]  own resources, I’m pretty sure that the USMC would be up to the task.

Just a thought.

Keeping It Dry

House & Home, The Gun Thing

I thought everyone knew this:

You’ve probably never given much thought to silica gel packets beyond noting that they’re a mild inconvenience. 

The tiny white packets are often included by brands in deliveries of shoes and bags – and we typically throw them out without a second thought upon arrival. 

But the silica gel packets contain tiny beans of solid silicon dioxide, a desiccant or drying agent, which means they can absorb up to 40 per cent of their weight in water. 

Silica gel can protect items from moisture and keep them dry, so can be a useful solution in areas such as the kitchen sink or bathroom cabinet to stave off mold.

Never mind that sink or bathroom nonsense;  I must have dozens of these scattered around in my gun safes and sundry gun bags, all collected from various packages and such.  Because:

 

…and I apologize most sincerely for any distress the above pictures may have caused.

News Roundup

Bad News

And some political news snips:

In :


...drill baby, drill.
#YeahWeVotedForThis

Some Political News:


...wait:  Fatboi?  The poster child for “limousine socialist”?

And now for some good lovin’ (I just love it when the girls talk and act tough):


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And speaking of “love”:


...Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen Degenerate, and now Courtney… still more reasons to support DJT.

And speaking of unwelcome immigrants, in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...and it’s a socialist country, even.  While locally:


...except that he isn’t a “student”, but a fucking lecturer.


...see?  That wasn’t so difficult, wuzzit?

In Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:


...did somebody say:  “Party time!” ?

Why, I believe they did.

From the Dept. of Education:


...is it so wrong that I got mildly excited by this visual?


...redefining the term “special ed”.  And speaking of rapists:


...of course he does.
#Britishland

In Entertainment News:


...careful what you wish for, Jew-hate boy;  you know she has Armenian cousins, right?

Now, the always-popular

      

...uh-huh, uh-huh.

From the front-line trenches in Sex Wars:


...not to mention poverty.  Even so, you’d still have get me to pull my lips off Salma Hayek’s at gunpoint.

…and at that familiar address on :


...don’t we all, honey, don’t we all.  Here’s hers, back then:

…although I must say, the 58-year-old bod isn’t too horrible either:

 

“Fine wine” comes to mind.

And that’s probably about as much news as anyone can bare.