Tag: Humor

You’re going to need all that beer to sustain you during this rather lengthy roundup.

...that thumping sound you hear is that of thousands of DEI .dotmil hearts beating faster.  Oh, and fuck you, Mitch McConnell.

And also:

...oh yeah, baby.

...just not enough, methinks.

...oh STFU, you pathetic socialist twerp, and stick to extorting money from car traffic.

...but the Lord Mayor is more concerned with Trump Fascism.

...of course they would.  Nobody cares.

...not exactly yer diplomatic language — which is why I like it.

...should have been demoted to a clerical position in their Duluth office, but nemmind.

...just remember this statement, Turban Durbin, when conservatives start to defy your side’s EOs.

…

And speaking of those assholes:

...we should just change the name of that shithole to “Pedophilia” and have done with it.

...in the reign of World-Emperor Kim, these assholes would additionally be subjected to daily ten-minute beatings, with hammers, for the duration of their sentence.

...ordinarily, I’m not a supporter of increased Gummint powers, but in this case I’ll make an exception.

...because the shooter was Black and his victim White, we’ll read no more about it.
#JournalistScum

...oh dear.  That NetZero thing is really proving to be problematic, isn’t it?

And to emphasize the point:

...but only when said infrastructure  is being funded by the UKGov.  Otherwise, it’s fine.

And speaking of Commie fuckwits:

...and this Commie bint is doing her part to boost the UK’s economy by increasing taxes and confiscating inheritances.

So let’s just look at how Britishland’s venture into the world of Communist economics is going:

...and the next “unexpected! consequence”:

...so all is proceeding according to plan, then?

...keywords:  pension tax raids.

And in our weekly record of 

...well, that would stop anyone, really.

...forget it, Jake, it’s Britishland.  Not gonna happen, no matter how many children are slaughtered.

Finally, in our weekly saunter down :

...not too bad for 53:

And a few earlier pics:

I think that’s rounded off the news nicely, don’t you think?

Okay, let’s start off with

...these panicky items always assume that the U.S. isn’t preparing exactly the same thing to use against anyone who tries.  I just hope we are...

...but but but EEEEVIL GUNS!!!! 

And there are always the non-sequiturs:

...can they be any more stupid?  And speaking of morons:

...I’m sure he has all the data to support this claim… he doesn’t?  Oh well, then, just Jeffries being Jeffries, i.e being a total moron.

...they should be caught and made to drink it.

...maybe they should all just convert to Islam.  What the hell:  these kids seem to be refusing to do anything… like work, for instance. 

From The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...one simple question for Hizzoner:  is rape against the law in these assholes’ home countries?  It is?  Then throw their asses in jail.

From the Department of Health:

…and just to show it can happen anywhere:

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In Economic Emigration News:

...gosh, and all the BritGov did was increase their taxes and tank the economy.

...I wonder why that is.  Could it be because it’s all a load of bullshit and we can’t afford it?

...keyword:  Australia.  For the mathematically-challenged, that’s an average of about 8 per night, every night of the year.  Uh huh, sure.

And from the Department of Education:

...flogging for teacher?  I’m open to suggestions.

...doesn’t tell us much;  all fast food chains are better than McDonald’s.

And one more time from

...given that it’s the Diet Woke corporation, he may want to hire a taster first.

...did I already say how much I love EytiePM Giorgia Meloni?

And in our journey along :

...for some reason, the picture of Miss Nancy getting  going off gives me a tingling.  Why?

And that’s the news, all rounded out  up.