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And speaking of asses:


...oh STFU.   Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up Anyone who still buys into this shit deserves nothing but scorn and abuse.


...try something like this, dickhead:


only 2?  We must try harder.  Two miles per hour sounds about right.  And then, the land mines.


...I think that was a rotten reward just for showing her my devotion.


...and:

...and when you radical Muslims wonder why everyone else in the world hates you, feel free to add reasons like the above, you assholes.


...Texas homeschooling parents:  “And?”


...”Oh yes, baby, give it to me hard!” was not the kind of baby talk he was expecting.  Also, speaking of electronic snooping devices:


...wouldn’t have thought you’d need an expert to tell you that, but then again, kids nowadays are eating Tide pods and investing in FTX, so...


...only the wrong people would have a problem with this.


...now if only they’d had a gun handy… oh wait, I missed the “Australia” part.  Never mind.


...just another one of my Longtime Readers (sigh).


...yeah:  “Russian” and “deadly virus” in the same sentence?  This will not end well.


...because you did, you stupid twat.


...more like this, please.

Today’s INSIGNIFICA:

   

  …but let’s move on.


...annnnd here’s the sinful garment:

Every normal red-blooded man would.

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So speaking of cash:


...which, to my mind, is a thing we should be celebrating, not deploring.


...unless this plan involves mines, barbed wire and machine-gun towers, it’ll fail like all the others and I’m not interested.


...also, unless they’ve been issued with live ammunition, I don’t care.


...as much as the Church tries to suppress human nature, it finds a way.  None of this would happen if Catholic priests were allowed to marry.


...given the quality of women in the dating pool nowadays, it’s a losing cause, Bubba.


...gun controllers lie.  In other news, Custer having problems in Wyoming.


...and neither are the (vast) silent majority of car owners.


...never mind a new trial, this murderous little fuck should long ago have shared space on the gallows with OJ Simpson.


...key word:  France.


...nor should he, just for saying what millions of people also think.


...Chinese sportsmen corrupted by gambling interests… see Custer news, above.


...South Africa wins again.  Kill it with fire.

From the Women’s Section in INSIGNIFICA:

     

…oy.

And getting back to our regular Paige Three section:

And a couple others:

Can we have Too Much Paige?  I don’t think so.

And that’s it for the post-Christmas car.