Diddly Squat

Ben Ainslie and his wife Georgia Thompson are probably not known to many Murkins, although in the yachting world he’s very well known as the most successful Olympic sailor of all time, not to mention the head of Britain’s America’s Cup team.

So during the Covid Lockdown Silliness they created a podcast / TV show called Performance People in which they talk to various successful people such as F1 Mercedes AMG team principal Toto Wolff and his equally-accomplished wife Susie — surely the absolute exemplars of the “power couple”.

The show that got me, however, was their interview with The Greatest Living Englishman and his man Kaleb, on the Diddly Squat Farm.  Funny as always, the pair are wonderfully entertaining, right up until the discussion moves to farming, and what farmers have to deal with.

I have no idea whether our farmers have to put up with the same degree of red tape as the Brits do, but when Jeremy Clarkson points out that the suicide rate for British farmers is the highest of any profession in the U.K., things get really serious.

If you do nothing else today, watch this show.

News Roundup

So continuing in that proud tradition:


...stupid Spelchek.


...yeah, we all guessed that.  They either lie, mislead, exaggerate or conceal, 24/7.


...other reasons include: attending the Governor’s Barbecue, tradition, being a cowboy, and because fuck you.


...as most male Brit politicians are girlymen, this should not be surprising.


...yeah, how dare she interfere in her child’s education? [/teachers’ union]


...who is she, and why should you care?  Follow the link for the full story.


...on a per-insertion basis, that has to be some of the most expensive poontang in historySide thought:  how much does that crazy moron earn, anyway?


...the real mistake was when he tried to claim overtime for it.

And from the Dept. of Irony:


...as The Great Assimilation Experiment continues.


...no idea why, as “fuckup” does the job perfectly well.


...but no mention of flogging or castration, unfortunately.


...and who could blame them, other than the Education Establishment?

From between the sheets of INSIGNIFICA:

   

And following that last thought, something for my Lady Readers:


with link:
no need to thank me, it’s all part of the service — although at $120, you have to need it really badly.

And finally, our Paige Three Special:

Okay, strictly speaking, the last one isn’t a “golf” outfit;  but I needed to make up a four.

News Roundup

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And if that’s not enough to make you feel sick:


...and to think that all they brought with them were guns, a decent concept of government, and sound agricultural practices.


...that they know about.


...and I want a money bush to grow on my patio because that has better odds of becoming a reality.


...if you’re going to lie, why not go Full Goebbels?


...before I came here, I’d always thought that unlike Apartheid South Africa, America was all about NO racial categories.  Silly me.


...I wouldn’t even spend that kind of money on a chair if Gwyneth was part of the deal, gagged and tied to it.  Wait...


...hands up all those who are surprised by this headline… hmmm, nobody, huh?  And:


...not an actual bomb;  just a DVD of Disney’s Strange World (see above).


...from Ford:  where pronouns are seemingly more important than quality.


...don’t care, because I have more gin than .45 ACP in reserve.

From the Dept. Of Cultural Assimilation:

...just couldn’t wait to get stuck into that infidel poontang, could he?


...we need more of this.  Also scourgings.

And from INSIGNIFICA:

 

Finally:


Worth a hundred-odd bucks?  I report, you decide.

Monday Funnies

“What’s worse than a Monday?”  you ask.

A Monday after a long weekend!

Still we persevere, with the help of a little SFW humor:











And on that melancholy note, here’s Barbara Leigh:

Now get stuck into that week like it’s her.