Stuff that makes me laugh
SOTI*:
I am accepting nominations in Comments for this unlucky billionaire exemplar, but whoever you decide should be eaten, he’ll have to work hard to beat George Soros.
Call it a variation of the “One Shot” game we’ve played here before.
*seen on the Internet OR someone/somewhere on the Internet.
All through the support of Black Friday, Inc.
Speaking of Black Friday:
...also Somalis, Sudanese, Kenyans , Zulus, Malawis, Angolans, Tanzanians… the list goes on and on — do we have too many of them, too? [yes – K.]
...not that any man should care about this nonsense — it’s her business, after all.
...only a moron (that would be this judge) would not be able to see the consequences of this idiocy.
...am I the only one wishing that this headline was literally true?
...it’s fucking empty (thanks to Biden), so what’s left to modernize?
And in the Ungrateful Bastards Department:
...so publicly supporting BLM didn’t prevent any looting and mass shoplifting? No? Who’d a thunk?
...hey, at least he didn’t have to pay for the paper. [/ChiComs]
And from the anals annals of the Greatest Healthcare Service On Earth:
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...ummm, maybe HER sex life isn’t what it was in the past; but I doubt Robbie’s has missed a beat.
...for causing woodies in the lumber department? I think we should be told.
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...I applaud this example of youthful entrepreneurial initiative and financial success. No wonder the schools want to kill it.
And out of the mists of INSIGNIFICA:
And in our Paige Three section:
I’ll save y’all the trouble of hitting the link, and just show you the top 3:
…inexplicable, isn’t it, that they would be so popular?
So much for the news.
I’m not talking about invented names like N’Demetrion or illiterate ones like Jaykob; let’s look at three seriously-unfortunate names one would have to bear for life:
Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.
It’s all bad news, I’m afraid. First, Lindsay Lohan:
Lindsay Lohan reacted to the news that her return to acting in her new film “Falling for Christmas” hit number one on Netflix, as she thanked fans for all their support over the years.
Wait… you mean no more Train Smash pics are coming?
… etc?
Must admit, though: the girl has cleaned up quite nicely:
But there’s still a lot of Teh Crazy lurking in those eyes, so all may not be lost yet.
The really bad news concerns my #1 Train Smash Woman, Lisa Appleton, who has gone from this:
…to this:
Lisa, 54, is set to co-host a new crime series called Hollywood Files, which will air on streaming service ROKU.
The star will present the documentary show with Bryn Curt James Hammond, who is an author and former magazine editor.
An actual job, instead of just giving the paparazzi work?
Say it ain’t so.
In other news, though, the newly-married Britney Spears continues to impress:
So all is not yet lost.
Sponsored by:
And speaking of stale vaginas:
...and quite a few Vietnam vets are also ready for you to die, I bet.
...given that the average age of these airborne waitresses nowadays is about 57, the man obviously needs help.
...FIVE bullets to the chest? That’s a textbook Clinton suicide right there.
...I can attest to at least ONE elderly family who’s not turned on the heat for the past three weeks.
From the P.R. company representing Green Lunacy & Panic, Inc.:
...you mean like it was 45 years ago, when you first started spouting this alarmist bullshit?
...not to mention the rising rates of athlete’s foot, night sweats, twisted ankles and toenail fungal decay.
...migraines, disease, dementia… is there anything climate change CAN’T do?
...I’m not a military expert, but I’m pretty sure that barbed wire is not much of a defense against missiles.
From the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:
...an easy mistake to make, if you’re French.
...didn’t she already do that in Track 2 on her last album?
And from the ever-silly INSIGNIFICA:
And in Totty News:
...off you go, then, to see for yourself.
Finally:
…I report, you decide:
And on that lavender note, we end the news.