And on a related note:
...I mean, what’s the point of stealing all that technology from the U.S. when you can’t sell it back to them?
...yeah, let them steal jet technology from Airbus, for a change.
Speaking of Chinese work practices:
...but but but if this happened in Norma Rae Country, where is the Textile Workers’ Union in all this? Oh… they went out of business when all those textile jobs moved to China, huh?
#IronyCentral
And from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...as if that were a surprise.
...to be filed under “Politicians’ Broken Promises”. Now, if the incoming Reichkanzler was from the AfD party… but that would be schrecklich.
...silly people, that was the Labour Party’s plan all along, you racist Enoch Powell supporters. That’ll teach you to vote Conservative.
...wait: you mean there are illegal Mexican immigrants in Chicago? I am shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you. [/Captain Renault]
Let’s Trust The Science:
...what’s that, Lassie? Loud hoofbeats, you say?
#JapanNotChinaSurpriseSurprise
In Crime News:
...just wait till you see why he was in jail before you get all judgey.
...so you see, children: smoking cigarettes can be bad for your health. Also, Muslims.
Oh, and 
(no link because paywall)
...I bet most of them just thought the Earth was moving for that other reason.
#SexManiacs
...okay, who’s doing all that unseemly cheering for the earthquake?
Oh.
And now ’tis once more time for 
...I know: all names courtesy of Scrabble / illiterate parents.
Just checking in with Train Smash Times:
...she never fails to delight us all. However, the next TSW is a real disappointment:
Lindsay Lohan, 38, looks phenomenal in a sexy leather corset as she hits the cover of Vogue Czechoslovakia
...and here she is:
And as we remember her fondly from those Train Smash times:
...oooh, I can forgive anything for those freckled young boobies.
...because like Hillary Clinton, you only got your (undeserved) fame because you happened to marry someone who went on to become President. Otherwise, you’d still be an anonymous functionary in some Chicago hospital… maybe.
