Tag: Humor

In related Health News:

Biden’s doctor “missed” Stage 5 Cancer For Years
...really?  How conveeeenient.

So if we’re going to look at areas where over 2,000 other doctors have fucked up:

Why Butter, Cheese and Ice Cream Could Help You Live Longer
...but we all knew that already.  In fact, denying yourself all that lovely stuff just makes you not want to live longer.

...but sadly, it’s not going to submerge Portland under a 300-foot tidal wave because it’s not that kind of eruption. [pout]

Some news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...good grief, man:  if you let the people vote on something like this, you’ll only end up like the rozzbiffs:

...never mind all that “democracy” bullshit, the Party always knows what’s best for you, you bloody peasants.

Back here in MAGA Land:

...as the legacy media tries to hide its deep disappointment, and fails.

And from one of our favorite Trumpistas, a double shot:

Tulsi Gabbard Ends Biden-Era Domestic Terrorism Policy
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Tulsi Gabbard Fires Anti-Trump Deep State Officials Who Were Politicizing Intelligence
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And as for deportations:

...to the amazement of Democrats and media.  [some overlap]

...the hits just keep on coming.  And as for this one:

...stop/start stop/start?  GTFO.

But elsewhere, in Democrat Cuntry:

...yet another exercise in failure.  Ain’t never gonna happen, assholes.

And in sillier news:

...I do believe I first saw that claim in 1981.

...I report, you decide:
  #Florida

….fucking hell, why not just make it four weeks off?  Then we can hire a man to replace you and actually get the job done.

And now, in the very bowels of 

 

While walking down :

Salma Hayek On Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue At 58 
...here ya go:

And a couple others taken during the shoot:

...and a few from the archives:

And if that doesn’t get you going, then this will:

...so much for all those panicky headlines, then.

...you mean that old rascal’s been playing the fool with us — or rather, the stupid Greens — all this time?  And speaking of the sun:

...considering how often the solar power plants have failed during icy winters and scorching summers (i.e. when electric power is most needed), it’s not unreasonable.  And if building those backup plants costs too much and takes too long, they can blame the Greens who put up all those barriers in the first place.
#ServesEmRight #JustDeserts

In Political News:

...and the other 20% want him executed. Compare and contrast to conservatives, 100% of whom want all Commies sent to the gulag or gallows. (Okay, I made that last bit up — but I bet I’m not far off).

Democrat Socialists FAFO:
...give ’em the same treatment that the J6 folks got.

“Reverend” Al Sharpton Doesn’t Like White Political Refugees
...quelle surprise.
#RacistCocksucker

In Education News:

...because DEI.  Just think of using those all those millions to partially settle some student loans… [ducks]

From the Pentagon Papers:

...it’s a start.  Later, we can talk about taking women out of combat units and Navy ships.

Latest from Business News:

...it’s not so much their crappy sludge that’s a problem (we all still loves us our Frosted Flakes, after all);  it’s the fact that their crappy sludge now costs $10 a box.

In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

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Finally, from the front lines of LGBTOSTFU:

...yeah, that worked SO well for Bud Lite.

And diving into the dumpster of unlinked  

 

And as we drive headlong down :

...no shit?  Well then, have a few impure thoughts on me:

There ya go… ya filthy animals.