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And on we go, with most news items in the same spirit as the ad. It’s not all bad news though, for a change…
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...should be at the head of the Needle Line.
...in other news, Monopoly Bank also robbed of play money.
...”Enjoy our Kristallnacht Special Bucket!!” FFS.
...can’t wait to see how they’ll be welcomed when they land in Abu Dhabi or Riyadh.
And in the CLIMATE!CLIMATE!EVERYBODYPANIC!! Dept:
...errrr wasn’t it “Only five years!“, ten years ago?
And the corollary:
...I love the smell of back-pedaling in the morning.
...RESIST!! WOLVERINES!!
And in our Science Proves! section:
...keyword: Iran.
...do we really need to know about this, FFS?
...awkward, maybe, but valid nevertheless once you see the pics.
...no shit. But at least it’s a recession-proof living.
In the Education Dept:
...she’ll make up the lost income from her OnlyFans account, though and it’s not like any kids were involved.
...fucking hell, just go ahead and surrender already.
In the evermore-irrelevant INSIGNIFICA:
And in our Paige Three section, Paige supports another Instagram tottie, and she’s not bad, albeit somewhat under-endowed:
But The Real Paige still gets it going, sorry:
