Tag: Humor

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So in that excellent school spirit, we see the following:

…next up:  dildos for gradeschoolers.  You heard it here first.

...amazingly, not in Scarsdale NY, but Pakistan.

In other news:

…eh, tell the old bitch to fuck off and MYOB.  She’ll be gone by December, anyway.

 
…and in a related item:

…so now most of the country is bizarro, according to President Braindead.

…gettin’ scary out there, folks.  Time To Carry (as if we need reminding).

From the International News Desk:

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…for Princess Sourpuss, that’s hardly a new look.

…key words:  “alcohol”, “of no fixed abode”, and “Liverpool”.  I’m amazed that she was even arrested, given the circumstances.

And speaking of Matters Sexual:

…meh;  his dick, his choice of recipients.  As it should be.

…don’t all rush there at the same time, or you’ll crash the page.

And from the INSIGNIFICA Files:

   

…aaahhhh, I still can’t get used to RollerGirl being over 50:

 

At any age, Bubba.

And on that deep throat thought, we end the news.