Tag: Humor

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Let’s scurry off into the news…

…you had me at “Biden gets hopelessly confused and lost”.

…let’s hear it for Liz:

...reading to be followed soon by practical instruction, no doubt.  Fucking groomers, shoot them all.

...ummm Mr. Rotten, you may have forgotten this, but the entire raison d’être of the Sex Pistols was tastelessness.  It certainly wasn’t musical talent.

…beating up women, rape, child sex;  is there anything this guy can’t do?

...let’s hear it for the Religion Of Peace:

…a.k.a. the nationwide Post-Lockdown Sex Frenzy.

…

And for our Feelgood Story Of The Day:

…the little shit should have been executed back in 2003, of course, but this will do for now.

…using language that no doubt would have sounded familiar to Josef Goebbels.

…applying the word “male” in its most generous sense to this girlyboy, that is.

And from the files of INSIGNIFICA:

...”Thith ith an emergenthy thituation!”

And finally:

…ah yes, Tomi.  I’d pay to watch her read from the phone book.

 

 

And that is the end of this poxy foxy news.

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And off we go, guns blazing:

…man should have got a medal instead of jail, but let’s not go there.

…fuck you, Secretary Buttplug.

…and not just Europe, either.  As usual, Orban has it right.

…it is.  You lot are going to get flattened.

And now a double feature (no link) from the groves of academe:

…note that Teacher Of The Year #1 is a woman, as was the student, while #2 was just some dirty old (heterosexual) man.  And #1 is fugly, even for a lesbian.

…why not add the number of wee lambs saved, just to be doubleplusextra virtuous?

…at first reading, I thought it said “Gun disease”, but that’s just my old-man eyes, not dementia.  I think.

…actually, Daddy Dearest got whacked because he was a total asshole — the Bible thing was just the final straw.

…our Feelgood Story Of The Day.

…key word:  Iranian.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

   …under the “No Eggs Before the King Law” of 1427.

And finally:

…in the Biblical sense, no doubt.  And some pics of said houri:

 

Now granted, at age 27 she’s a little old for him;  but maybe the boy wants to settle down with someone closer to his own age (47).

And if that ain’t news, I don’t know what is.