Tag: Humor

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…my preferred mixer with the breakfast gin.

But let’s get angrier still:

…let’s hear it for Corporate America, at the forefront of protecting our Constitutional rights.

…in other news, nor did the maiden voyage of S.S. Titanic.

And:

…Russians not being known for their ability to swim whilst tied to an anvil.

…except that “mail-in” ballots have yet to be counted, and we all know how that goes.

…I scored 18.  No cheating.

…to the surprise of precisely… nobody.  But is it all Trump’s fault?

Train Smash Update:

…not much to see other than a mombod and jailhouse-quality tattoos.

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…finally, commonsense over tolerance.

…our Feelgood Story Of The Day.

From the Department of Nooky:

…sadly, no mention of public flogging.

…ignore Mommy’s screams, Jimmy — she really likes it when I put it in there.

And in link-free INSIGNIFICA:

 

And finally:

…“Who she?” you ask.  Why, a presenter of BritTV kids’ programs.

   

And therewith, we end the news.

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And on we go, pissing into the wind:

…get fucked, you ghastly Canucki watermelon.

…and off to Chicago they go, every last one of them.

…to quote another rich liberal asshole:  “You say you want a revolution…”

…if by “overthrow” you mean “vote out of office and reduce its size”, then yes.  The actual  executions will happen later.

…key words:  South Africa and illegal immigrants.

…Africa wins again.

…Africa wins again, again.

…wait a minute:  this was in Ireland?

…can you spell “HORRIBLE SLUT“, children?  Of course you can.

…she should have bought a lottery ticket instead of hosting a double-header.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

…ah yes, Rachel:  the only reason to watch Brit TV’s boring Countdown.

 

     

 

And before the Jewry among you start to kvetch :  yes, I know she’s Tribe.

…which brings us to the end of the news.