Sequential Humor

I’ve spoken about these guys before, but this is the best.

Executive summary:  Company comes up with cheeky ad which is generally loved, but which (of course) offends a few (literally) people, so they have to take it down.

Here’s the offending (not offensive) ad:

Here’s their response post-takedown:

And here’s their latest:

Perfect, as advertised.  If I were in the market for some backyard fake grass, I wouldn’t consider anyone other than Great Grass.

News Roundup

Brought to you by the makers of:

And in other sickening news:


...to make sure their investment is still bearing fruit, no doubt.


...the perfect response would have ChatGPT write the libel brief.


...keyword:  South Africa.  Also:


...because Australia, of course.


...man deserves an Oscar, not to mention danger pay.


...git ‘er done, guys.


...just another “hold our beer” moment.



...ordinary ol’ crabs not good enough.


...and about time.  Also:  whack that fucking Soros prosecutor while you’re about it.


...oh, be my guest inside that link.

In the INSIGNIFICA:
       

And in the Paige Three Department:

Yeah, I know, I know:  some Spanish guy won the tournament.  Damn furriners come to our country, win our golf tournaments, steal our blond Murkin wimmens…

Well done, amigo.  On all counts.

And so much for the news.

Monday Funnies

So, to clear our heads, a little off-beat mirth:

Menage à trois — a French term, after all:

And in the same vein:

And while we’re in that territory, so to speak, some offerings from Frederic Leighton:

The last is not by Frederic Leighton.  But run off to work, anyway.

News Roundup

Brought to you by:

And in other breathtaking news:


...which would have been doubleplusungood, had they actually done that (unlike what the lying headline insinuates).


...and not even one of those scawwy Cold Steel Assault Hatchets, either.


...keyword: Australia [duh]


...keyword: Austr- …wait: Minnesota?


...and in other Hollywood producer news...


...a common fear among those with no actual talent.



...them Pennsylvania farmboys take “Yo’ Mama” insults badly.


...and it’s called “shagging”.  Where would we be without scientists?


...taking no chances.  Still trying to find the problem here, though...


...one’s only for hubby, and other is for her porn partners.  I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

And the INSIGNIFICA for the day:

    …and again: 

Finally, in Celebrity News:


…and our Reader QuizJennifer Aniston — one-night-stand OR long weekend?

 

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