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Well That Explains It
Had a little email exchange with Reader Brad_in_IL, after he pointed me to this article and asked me if I remembered any or all of the items and products (follow link to see what he was talking about).
I replied that I remembered all of them, and had in fact used all of them, to which he responded: “Okay .. you’ll have to explain how/why you used that hair dryer !! “
And my response:
When I was a pro musician, I used to have highlights put in my hair. Monthly trip to Armando’s, one hour in the dryer. It was the 70s, FFS.
We did a lot of stupid shit like that back then.
News Roundup
And speaking of getting the finger:
...as woker becomes broker.
...see above.
...bloody peasants. How dare you try to improve your standard of living?
…
…then gets shot dead by irate homeowner — oh wait, this is Los Angeles, nemmind.
...nor should he, except that he’s a Brit — which means that you have to allow burglars free rein on your property, even if they threaten your life. Kinda like L.A.
…
...go Huskers. Better late than never.
From the Dept. of Unforeseen Consequences:
...you don’t say.
...forget it, Jake; it’s Michigan.
In Showbiz News:
...witchcraft and sorcery inexplicably omitted from secret.
And related:
...so we’ve gone from this: 
...to this: 
Now is when we suck out the INSIGNIFICA:
...headline may include a typo. And no, I have no clue who she is, either.
And that’s all the news fit to (un)cover.
Juxtaposition
Here are three headlines:
…and it is:
…but wait!
U.S. Govt spin: “See? We’re ten times better than the Euros!”
Ordinary Americans: “In so many ways. Now shuddup and fix our economy — or better yet, get out of the fucking way and let us fix it ourselves.”
We’re going to need 3-4% quarterly growth just to catch up with the Trump years, and there’s no way we’re going to achieve that under the current Administration.
Monday Funnies
News Roundup
Canadians: the old enemy.
...I’ll believe Canucki “experts” when it comes to hockey, snow removal or maple syrup. Otherwise, not.
And in more Global Cooling Climate Warming Change news:
...as if we needed any more proof that climatism is a religion. Also, keywords: New York professors.
...expect “frozen Germans” to become a thing.
...climate change: is there anything it can’t do?
...wait, weren’t temperatures supposed to be rising because of SUVs etc.? I’m SO confused.
From the Department of Health Alarmism:
...everybody panic!!!!!! Or not.
In the “I Did Not Know That!” department:
…I’m just amazed that the Belgies actually import any American beer, let alone that Miller piss.
From the Dept. of Criminal Assholes:
...but the shooter is Black, didn’t use an assault rifle, and shot only other Black people. Annnnd down the memory hole she goes.
...as the Great Cultural Assimilation Project continues.
...yup, blame all those White Christian “teenagers” shooting people in Chicago, St. Louis, East L.A. and the Bronx.
...if those things are a “reader favorite”, then Insty’s demographics must have changed. A LOT.
And from the bowels of INSIGNIFICA:
And finally, some news that actually matters:
...oh no, have mercy:
Seriously? 56? I give up.