Tag: Humor

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And on we go:

…as we all remember how they laughed when Trump warned them about letting Russia control their gas- and oil industry.

…was she trying to stop the cops from arresting her boyfriend for murder?  Yes.  Did she deserve to get punched in the face?  Also yes.

…just about everything.

…imagine that.  Why, them uppity niggers complainin’ after all the White Massa done for ’em.

…pass the popcorn, Simon.

…which actually says more about you than it does him — I mean, you did take the necklace, didn’t you?

…and in a totally-unrelated related news item, Texas-based H.E.B. to open new Plano store in 6 weeks’ time.

…and then the dumbass has to pay it all back, plus interest, when the mistake is discovered.  Key word:  Australia.

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…key word:  Scottish.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

     
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…okay, maybe they weren’t dressed quite like this.

Finally:

This just in at Steve Barnett’s place:

Holy moly, but that’s a pretty one… especially in close-up:

And they have one, just as pretty, in .22 LR as well… and at over 60 years old (like me), these look in better shape than I am.

[whimper]

Brought to you by the real “Breakfast Of Champions”, a.k.a. “Never Mind That Cereal Bullshit”:

Let’s sink our teeth into it, then.

…okay:  who wants to be the one to tell him?

…simple answer: fuck off and die.  No more experimental vaccines in my body, ever again.

…and you lying cocksuckers can FOAD too, because you’re not fooling anyone.  You’re going to use your newly-recruited sturmtruppen to target conservative taxpayers with audits.

…yes, really, don’t come — we have ten Uvalde-type incidents here every day in North Texas, and especially in Plano.

…yeah, what he said.

…no there won’t, so shut the fuck up, Senator, and stop feeding into the Democrats’ Demonization / Hysteria / Enable the FBI program.

And in post-apartheid Seffrica:

…of course it isn’t.  Only Whites can be guilty of hate speech.

…as long as it was hit by a small bird, and not by one of these birds.  That would have been a write-off.

…keyword:  Australian.

…his defense:  “Bitch had it coming.”

…when your city is too chaotic for the Prince Of Darkness…

…nothing “horrible” about it.

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…kinda like fighting fire with gasoline and matches, really.  And in Spain?

I know, you want evidence:

   

Viva Espana!