Monday Funnies


(me, coughing up phlegm over the weekend)

So let’s yuk it up a little more…

I got nothin’… anyone else?  Bueller?

May have posted these ones before, but they bear repeating:


(one of my favorites of all time)

Okay, let’s dial it back a tad:


(insert appropriate head)

And some old-time totty art:

Good luck with the rest of the week… yer gonna need it.

News Roundup

Sponsored by the Beer ‘N Treason Club (North Plano chapter):

And thus, the news:

fuckin’ Swedes should stick to lutefisk or whatever crap they eat.


good grief, that’s like ten years’ worth of their annual GDP.


did somebody say, “DARWIN”?


you know you’re a loser when even Child Protective Services says all you’re good for is fucking strangers for money.


same thing Over HereYou want something illegal done without risk of prosecution, hire a “minority” to do it.


…NOTA. In fact, my choice would be Jacob Rees-MoggIn a sane world, he’d be my Deputy World-Emperor.


putting a whole new slant on the expression, “leaving it till the last minute”.


keep ’em coming, TXGov Abbott… give till it hurts.


yeah, we knew that.


ye gods, it’s Duckface vs. Fuckface.

And from the wide, un-linked world of INSIGNIFICA:

 


and I have to concur:  it’s beyond belief.

 

And that’s the unbelievable news.