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And thus, the news:
…fuckin’ Swedes should stick to lutefisk or whatever crap they eat.
…good grief, that’s like ten years’ worth of their annual GDP.
…did somebody say, “DARWIN”?
…you know you’re a loser when even Child Protective Services says all you’re good for is fucking strangers for money.
…same thing Over Here. You want something illegal done without risk of prosecution, hire a “minority” to do it.
…NOTA. In fact, my choice would be Jacob Rees-Mogg. In a sane world, he’d be my Deputy World-Emperor.
…putting a whole new slant on the expression, “leaving it till the last minute”.
…keep ’em coming, TXGov Abbott… give till it hurts.
…yeah, we knew that.
…ye gods, it’s Duckface vs. Fuckface.
And from the wide, un-linked world of INSIGNIFICA:
…and I have to concur: it’s beyond belief.
And that’s the unbelievable news.