Stuff that makes me laugh
Okay, maybe Florida too; but the Cajuns got there first.
A man in Louisiana is facing various drug charges and wildlife violations after authorities found him with too many sharks in his boat and an undisclosed amount of methamphetamine.
I just can’t.
You can tell from the number of tags to this story that I have absolutely no clue how to categorize this.
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So let’s slip into the female anatomy:
…I’m good on the exterior stuff: boobs, hoo-hah, shoulders, feet etc. The interior parts? None of my business.
…parole? What about flaying, daily scourging and / or impaling?
…because adding “terrorism” to “murder” will just make it doubleplusungood. And what about Remington and Browning semi-autos? Oh, never mind.
…probably just wanted to exclude all that White supremacist “logic ‘n rhetoric ” stuff from the debate, to be replaced with shouting, chanting and drums.
…their state, their laws — just like SCOTUS intended.
…of course it does. Best cheese in the world, evvah.
…just laying the ground for when the crime of non-payment of taxes results in summary execution. You heard it here first.
…sounds a lot, until you discover that her Las Vegas gig pays a million bucks a night.
…that’s a real mood-killer, but not as bad as an actual killer:
…not the best outcum, was it? (sp)
And in (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:
…oy.
And finally:
…not surprising, really. As my old friend, the late, great Scot Bob Hill used to say: “Och, you wi’ yer smearred makeup, yer scabby skin — yer so durrty, so slutty, so nasty… yer just ma type.”
All I can say is that ol’ Jenny’s come a long way since singing backup for Lynyrd Skynyrd… <eyecross>
Oh…whatever made you think it was Monday?
So while we’re waiting for the caffeine to kick in…
…and if you know why that’s funny, shame on you.
And for us Olde Pharttes:
Now stop dreaming about those evil memories, and get to work.
…more WHAT?
Your suggestions in Comments.
There is no limit to the micro-managing that a Blue state can descend to:
The bill — Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair — prohibits discrimination based on natural and protective hairstyles, including braids, locks, twists and Bantu knots. It also blocks Bay Staters from being denied employment or educational opportunities due to their hairstyles and textures.
Gov. Baker described the nexus of the CROWN Act as a “citizen movement,” started by a “very small number of people in which the right thing to do became clearer and clearer the longer the discussion went on.”
And while we’re there, some old-fashioned ones:
And of course, my old favorite style chart:
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Let’s jump right in.
…I can only hope that the cure was found in dolphin livers.
…I like the new euphemism for “rape”: “struggle snuggle”.
…and goodbye to reliable electricity.
…that’s gonna be a very short series.
…whatever.
…why the question?
…other than Barry Sanders, I didn’t know they had any.
…as long as it’s the top half…
…sounds like the Murkin socialists at the prospect of a Republican tidal wave.
…hey, Numb-Nuts: “Kill It With Fire!” is what’s known as “hyperbole”.
…like anyone cares what a delivery boy thinks.
And finally:
…not bad for an old auntie, is she?
Feel free to disagree, of course, as the Roundup comes [sic] to a close.