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Dangerous Consequences

July 14, 2022 Kim du Toit Mocking Furriners

I couldn’t help but compare the BritRoyals to the Democrats when I saw this article:

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, both 40, and Prince George, eight, Princess Charlotte, seven, Prince Louis, four, and their black cocker spaniel Orla were seen leaving their Kensington residence on Monday evening.

The Queen’s antipathy towards helicopters is well known, because she views them as dangerous (e.g. Stevie Ray Vaughan). Not to be too ghoulish about it, but if that particular chopper went down, it would create an interesting situation vis-a-vis the Royal succession line because after Charles would come — yes — Prince Ginger and his son Archie.

Imagine the scenario where Duchess Meghan CaringSlut one day became Queen… and most likely, Queen Mother in the reign of King Archie. I would suggest that inheritance of title through birth suddenly looks a lot less appealing.

This is somewhat similar in outcome to the prospect of President Kamala SexToy for the Democrats.

News Roundup

July 13, 2022 Kim du Toit Bad News

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And speaking of “wrong”:

…ordinarily, I would suggest that the Antifa punks’ houses should be firebombed; but why should their parents suffer?

…note that the “official” reasons for quitting are nowhere close to the actual. But who cares? The more Democrats out of government, the better.

…but did they pave it over, or turn it into an artillery practice target? Noooo.

And then Roger Kimball posts the rhetorical question:

…to quote Meg Ryan: “Yes! Yes! Oh God, YES!” (link included)

…that’s rich; richer than both of you combined.

…key word: …wait… Iowa?

…to the complete surprise of ERCOT. And you want us to be an independent nation?

Dept. Of Assimilation:

…Africa wins again.

…the Muzzies, in contrast, know exactly what separates men from the hijab-wearers.

…kidney, spleen, whatever: they all look the same.

…not gonna say it… not gonna say it…

In the “Who Could Tell?” department:

…so don’t wear one. Nobody would notice, Flatty.

And in contrast:

…don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

And from the INSIGNIFICA Files:

… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

Finally:

…who she? you ask. An interesting story.

“Sarah Jayne Dunn, 40, played Mandy Richardson on [BritTV] soap Hollyoaks for 26 years until she was sensationally dropped last year for having an account on adult subscription site OnlyFans.” (Actually, they stopped filming the show because Covidiocy, and our Sarah had no other source of income and was pretty much forced into showing off her bod on OnlyFans. Now she makes far more than she ever did as a TV actress.)

So who she? you ask again.

Not bad for 40, I have to say. Now I have no idea whether she gets “adventurous” on her OnlyFans pages, and I certainly wouldn’t pay a subscription to see even that because of those prison-quality tattoos (ugh). But it seems that a large number of Brits are prepared to do so, and so good luck to her, say I.

And that, as they say, is all the news fit to ponder.

Not According To Brother Jesse

July 12, 2022 Kim du Toit Africa

I often use the “African-American” term to describe myself, almost always in fun, or else to poke holes in someone’s refusal to see my point. Never have I tried to use the “African-American” claim for any other purpose, as David Bernstein describes here.

However, even in jest, the supposition makes several (I think) good points.

Fact: the Du Toit family’s Huguenot forebears fled Catholic France’s oppression to settle in the Protestant Dutch Cape colony in about 1792, thus making their appearance in what is today South Africa earlier than many of the Bantu tribes migrating south from Central Africa. On my paternal grandmother’s side, the Dutch Van Wyks arrived in the Cape colony even earlier, around 1665, before even the Zulus crossed the Limpopo River in the north. So “longevity in the country” vis-a-vis Blacks vs. Whites is of dubious value, in my case. The only Black tribe which predates both Whites and Bantus would be the Bushmen (Nan) tribe, who were more or less exterminated, slaughtered by both Whites and Bantus.

Fact: a huge number of White South Africans speak at least one African language like Zulu, Ndebele or Sotho, depending on where they live or work. (My late stepfather was fluent in four African languages, for example, because he worked in the mines for decades, and my father was fluent in Zulu and Sotho — and German, incidentally.) Back when I lived there, I had at least a little familiarity with Sotho (thanks to my Black Mommy Mary, who raised me as a small child through my teens). I doubt whether too many Black African-Americans can claim the same about native African languages — hell, they can barely speak English, let alone, say, Masai or Ovambo. I can also relate many tribal tales and customs (alas, not as many as I used to) that are essentially African in nature. My African cultural heritage, therefore, is stronger than almost all African-Americans of color.

But when I use the above as justification for calling myself an African-American, I’m told that none of them matter, because I have a white skin.

Racism, anyone?

News Roundup

July 11, 2022 Kim du Toit Bad News

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And speaking of fake whatsits:

…could be worse; he could have given one to Nancy Pelosi.

…EVERYBODY PANIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (In an unrelated study, 90% of Americans have no idea what hummus is.)

…okay; let’s start off by taking away the right to vote from you and all the people who feel the same way you do.

…or, as they call it in Hollywood: Son Of Weinstein!

…trying to catch up to Texas, are we?

European Union Votes to Condemn Supreme Court
Overturning Roe v. Wade
…oooh, in the face of that, I’m sure that SCOTUS will reverse their ruling right away.

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…there should be a lot more of this.

…first time I’ve ever heard the Republican Party referred to as an act of God.

…and will burst on the scene in the U.S. just in time for the 2022 elections, no doubt. And speaking of pox:

…that’s all very well, but it’s barely enough to cover [sic] the homosexual population of West Hollywood, let alone San Francisco, Greenwich Village and Lakeview (Chicago), to name but some “hotspots”.