Stuff that makes me laugh
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it’s Monday.
Oh well… might as well get on with it.
And speaking of sex positions, here are a couple of Chinese options:
The first one means: “Kamala Running For Office”, and the second: “Biden’s Gas Prices Helping Consumers Along”.
Now go out and loot a supermarket, or something.
Brought to you by:
And on we go; first, from the Dept. Of The Blindingly Obvious:
…you mean, bringing back the stuff we should never have let go in the first place?
…OR, we could just go back to hiring courageous cops instead of cowardly assholes.
…okay. So can we also dispense with that “right to a fair trial” Constitutional bullshit for you and your type? Deal.
…only the French could surrender after telling the truth.
…key word: Pakistan.
…only if we entrust the future to you assholes.
…have they also been experimenting on Antifa Millennials? I think we should be told.
…guess that means Lynyrd Skynyrd won’t be playing... And speaking of which:
…priorities, priorities.
…stick to basketball, Coach, and I won’t tell you how to recruit players.
…“i thnk i jst saw a grzzly”
And INSIGNIFICA:
And finally, on a related note: here’s someone nobody ever heard of, whose chief claim to fame is that she was a UK Big Brother cast member about five years ago:
…and here she is today:
For those interested, she has a MASSIVE tattoo right under her (fake) boobs.
So much for the news.
Your suggestions in Comments.
OMG:
Applying gun control logic to the above, I think that we should ban all backpacks. After all, nobody needs to own a backpack, which frees the arms and hands to perpetrate horrible atrocities like this one. Had the scumbag been carrying a suitcase, he wouldn’t have been able to do this.
Don’t even get me started on the high-capacity military-style backpacks, which have no place in civilian ownership.
Commonsense backpack control. It’s time.
Brought to you by:
…because it’s Pride Month, you bigots. And speaking of:
…that bad, huh?
…given that a significant number of Catholic priests are homos and pedos, why not?
…given that it’s the Fairy Force, I’m quite surprised. Buncha bigots.
…Step 1: learn how to shoot. Step 2: carry your gun to school.
…as well he should. See above.
…mystery solved after police learn he was a Clinton staffer.
…gin for the win. Cheers.
…lessee, here. Shooter: Black. Doctor: Black. Gun: black. Of course it’s all Whitey’s fault.
…guaranteed to win in Florida, just like fellow-idiot Beta O’Rourke in Texas.
…and not by the po-po: by other mourners. And yet again, we play the “Guess The Race” game.
Missouri pastor fatally shoots a man having an affair with his wife
…there’s a whole lot of “allegeds” in this story, but then again he caught them in flagrante delicto, so…
And in (thankfully) no-link INSIGNIFICA:
…I got nothing; absolutely nothing.
Instead, here are some random pictures of fish.
And someone who is definitely a woman:
News? We don’ need no steenkin’ news.
Not only is it Monday, but:
But that was not to be (see earlier post for reasons).
Anyway, some Oz-centric jokes:
Most Australian headline ever:
Wait a minute: NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE BLOODSUCKING DROP BEARS!!!
And if that isn’t bad enough:
NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE SNAILS WITH CHAINSAW TONGUES EITHER!!!
FFS…
Well, no point getting upset about all that, I suppose… look what I missed:
Perhaps I’m being too harsh… so here’s something a bit better (although she does remind me a little of that bird-eating spider):
Sheesh.