Tag: Humor

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And some things guaranteed to give you the runs:

…not that Virgin has ever shown any sign of class, ever.

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...which is classic Marxist doctrine, for those unfamiliar with it.  Not that I ever expected anything different from these Commies.

…LOL if it did, I’d consider carrying a 9mm handgun.  But it doesn’t.

…the people who used the guns to commit murder, however, have no doubt been released from jail on parole.

…not one of which would have stopped, or will ever stop, a mass shooting.

…throw in the West Coast with another two, and you’ve got a deal.  Bonus if you trigger the Big One.

…that’s one way of getting rid of the town’s parking problems, I suppose.

…roll on November 2022/2024, and we will.

Speaking of college:

…key phrase:  “The school is a Catholic, all-male, college preparatory school.”

And on to link-free INSIGNIFICA:

   

…it’s been a while, but I don’t remember the Grand Canyon looking anything like this:

And by the way, the chick’s boyfriend is a total asshole.

Finally, a quick quiz:  Spot The Mom

And that’s it, for the news.

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And we begin the Roundup on a parallel topic…

…more likely it’ll end breakfast through mass vomiting at the table.

…so:  no harm, no foul then.

…ummm I hate to break it to you, kids, but Barbie never had a ‘gina anyway.

…lose your own armed bodyguards first, fatso, and then we’ll talk. (no link because duh)

…as long as we raise the voting age back to 21 as well, seeing as kids can’t be trusted to be responsible.  (no link because ditto)

From the Dept. of Irony:

…so much for that DIY book.

From the Dept. Of Useless Police:

…and even though he lives on the same street as she does, the cops will do nothing.

…kinda like getting marriage counseling from a Catholic priest, innit?

From the Dept. Of Suckage:

…and yet, Bette Midler is still alive.

…“Who the fuck are you?” was clearly not the pillow talk she expected.

And in blessedly link-free INSIGNIFICA:

       

And finally:  because it’s a short work week, I thought I’d celebrate with a few random pieces of smut lying around the place.  Call it a spring clean.

Thank gawd it’s Tuesday.