Stuff that makes me laugh
From The Diplomad (slightly paraphrased):
“Had I wanted to make money, I would have joined the Biden Crime Family.”
No kidding. Of course, with the current setup, unintentional / assisted suicide is always a risk — or is that only in the Clinton Crime Family? (I can’t keep up.)
Yup… slapped in the face by Monday again:
So let’s remove the sting a little:
And here are a couple random pics of Heidi Klum to help you on your way:
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Oy. The news is still worse, as you will see.
…just breaks yer heart, dunnt?
…somebody do the math and tell me: what’s the percentage of 169 out of 6 billion?
…some might say that male humans should have the same ability.
…now everybody repeat after me: “You can always trust the government.”
And:
…so everybody repeat after me: “You can always trust stuff from Apple Corp.”
…I think I want a double cheeseburger and a milkshake. Let the vegans eat fucking bugs.
…when they approach the amount we left behind in Kabul, let me know.
..put another way, 674 years of tradition flushed away for no good reason.
And:
….which would probably explain this:
And now, INSIGNIFICA:
Vinegar-flavored genitals?
And that’s the news.
And into the polite chuckles we go.
From the archives:
And here’s Michelle Keegan:
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