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And off we go:

…I have an alibi.

…no, he’d be in his fifth year in prison awaiting trial for “sedition”.

…and this is news because..?

…and will resettle them in Brighton Beach, NY.  Tickets available at Ticketmaster.

…assuming he hasn’t “committed suicide” or ‘died from Covid” before then.  No odds given on either.

…that’s like winning the “Tallest Man Competition” in Dwarf Town.  (no link because Kardashian)

…small, large, whatever:  kill them all with fire.  Horrible fucking things.
Afterthought:  not these Scorpions — I quite like them:

And talking of showbiz:

…big deal;  Murray always behaves inappropriately.

…one would have thought that all that kicking and screaming might have tipped them off.

And now, INSIGNIFICA (a.k.a. “who gives a fuck news”, as one Reader put it):

     

…and is useless wifout pichers:

All the news worth leering at.

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Today, we’ll first be giving an in-depth look at the Dept. of Maleducation:

…because knowing how to read and write is of no importance whatsoever.

…where today’s teenage boys know more about “incel culture” than most teachers.

…non-White and female mathematicians having contributed SO much to the field since 300 BC, you see.

…I’m just amazed that anyone complained, in a suburb of San Francisco  Madison.

…I always said the legal drinking age should be lowered… but maybe not that much.

…spoken by someone who’s obviously never taken a hard punch to the face.

From the Heart of Stone Dept.:

…Method Acting at its finest.

…looks like those fifty Nile crocs I dropped in haven’t reached that part of the Rio Grande yet.

And:

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Also, in talking of mental health:

…because I think the 25th can only be invoked by Congress, which will be controlled by Democrats until after November.  Then we’ll see.

…why so?  Perhaps her name will reveal the secret…

Speaking of Indians:

…I’ve dated women like that.  In every case, they didn’t want to have sex;  they just wanted to stop me having a good time with my buddies.

But let’s move to INSIGNIFICA:

   

And:

…see, it’s only “sexist” and “revolting” if there’s no money or PR involved.

And that be da nooz.

I’ve said before that I miss newspapers — when I was staying in Britishland a few years back I devoured the Free Markets’ Daily Telegraph  every morning — and most of the reason is that a newspaper covers a wide variety of topics.

This is no longer true since we all started getting our news on the Internet, because naturally we tend to gravitate towards websites which cater to our needs rather than ones that don’t.

The problem is that there is hardly any what I call “general” reading anymore — all the conservative sites cover pretty much the same dozen topics each day — which is why I read Britain’s Daily Mail and Sun newspapers avidly.  I know that they’re both pretty dire, but they’re free, offer more than just politicspoliticspolitics, and even if they sometimes read like the National Enquirer, it’s at least far more entertaining than reading How Biden Is Leading Us To Doom for the seventh time that morning.  (The Telegraph  is behind a paywall, sadly, and all American newspapers are either also thus immured, or else horrible Lefty rags [some overlap] which I will not give the time of day).

My twice-weekly News Roundup features my attempts to address that ghastly sameness, albeit in a lighthearted manner, and the variety of topics I choose to “summarize”  reflects that ideal.  And unlike Instapundit, who I think tries to do more or less the same, my Roundups feature scantily-clad women, because just because.

Anyway, I didn’t start this post meaning for it to become so serious, so to lighten things up a little, herewith some gratuitous pics of things that I like:

(Try finding that joke at Breitbart or The Federalist…)

And finally:

You’ll never find that combination of topics at any single website, but you should at mine… along with