Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

As Always, Behind The Times

Men & Women

In my normal bottom-feed from the UK Daily Mail  comes this item:

A couple from Redcar in Yorkshire are four months pregnant with their second child after using a sperm guide.

Shows you what I know;  I always thought a “sperm guide” was a classy term for a penis.

And then there’s this little snippet:

An Estonian women claims to be able to orgasm without any physical stimulation through the use of tantric yoga techniques and has taken a blood hormone test to prove it.

I’d never even heard of “tantric yoga” before (or if I did, I ignored it as some useless foreign shit).

Anyway, I’m starting to revise my opinion of my late mother, whose morals would have pleased Jesus, but who was also… a yoga teacher.  No wonder she was always in such a relaxed mood.

News Roundup

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And here we go:


…now who could possibly have seen that coming?


…uh huh Fauci, I’m prepared, all right.  Been exercising my middle finger for weeks already.


…likelihood of any prosecutions for this crime:  0.


…key word:  Australia.

When you get this:

Ukrainian forces have found bodies littering the streets of Bucha after Russia’s retreat from the region
…and this:


…don’t be surprised when you get this:

And in local news:


…California legislature is set to ban rocket launchers, again.

From the Watermelons:


…dream on, assholes.


…what could possibly go wrong?

And INSIGNIFICA:

     


…

And that’s the news… oh wait!  I almost forgot today’s sponsor’s totty:

 

 

Yep, that’s Kelly Brook… and her breast munchies.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Mondays offend my soul…

So let’s get on with it:

Meanwhile, in Minnesota:

And in solidarity with the above, here’s Ukrainian hottie Inna Tsymbyalik:

 

Yes, she represented Ukraine in the Miss Universe competition a while back… why do you ask?

News Roundup

Bad News

Today’s Roundup sponsor is:

And in that vein, let’s lead off with this:


…to which I say, “Amen”.


…so nice to see that we’ve reverted to the word’s original and proper meaning (happy, joyous, etc.) instead of as shorthand for “homosexual”.


…small wonder the Democrats are trying to decriminalize child abuse:  it preserves their funding sources.


…apparently this was done as mockery.  I hope that’s true.


…


…key word:  “Wales”.


…key word:  “Scotland”.  Still would like to have been there, though:  sounds like a decent party.

Dept. of Covidiocy Update:


…of COURSE it could.


…to the surprise of precisely… nobody.  Just in passing, does anyone remember that in WWII Britain, crimes of this sort were punishable by hanging?


…because:


…maybe that would represent an improvement for NYfC, I dunno.  And:


…because of course she does.


…am I the only one who thinks that this punishment is somewhat… excessive?

And speaking of (no-link) INSIGNIFICA:

     

Finally:

I was going to post a link to the article, but all those pics are blurred or else with her boyfriend.  Here are some better ones:

 

And that’s it for the news.