Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

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So off we go:


…bloody hell, if Britain is your tax haven, how bad is California?


…oh shut the fuck up, you ugly tart.  You lucked into fame, a luxury lifestyle and a multi-billion dollar divorce payout, but you’re still whining and butthurt.  What more do you want?


…as opposed to all those wonderful constitutions written by noble Africans of yore… oh wait:  they couldn’t write?  Never mind.


…as the nation cheers.


…proof that even to liberals, they look the same.

From the Dept Of Covidiocy:


…dumbass Kiwis:  did they not get the memo that Covid has been replaced by Ukraine/Putin as the bogeyman du jour?


…damn Catholics, mistaking “Holy fuck!” for an activity, rather than an expression.


…trust me:  unity with Commies isn’t such a great prospect for us, either.


…and while we’re there, let’s have the U.S. pull out of the Warsaw Pact too.  Dumb bitch. 


…say what?  To quote the late, great Dennis Farinha:  “You guys invented the language;  why don’t you fucking speak it?”


…and wait till you read what else they turned into weapons.


…you mean, worse than Selma, even?  This race hustler needs a swift kick to the head.

As for INSIGNIFICA:

 

And finally:


…and yes they did, in a triumph for chubby MILFs everywhere.

However, when she was younger:

 

And then came the Train Smash:  booze, pills, drugs, motherhood, tattoos, etc.:

And all this happened to someone who had (and still has) a lovely singing voice, and bundles of acting talent.

Sad, really.  I preferred her about a decade ago:

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

First it was TGIF;  now it’s OGIM.  Proof:

So let’s just laugh sourly… with a little help from a friend:

 

  …and cocaine.


(an actual exchange between me and Mr. Free Market)

And some random tart I found SOTI:

Apparently, she’s a sports reporter on Romanian TV — which is probably why sport is so popular over there.

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…and by golly, you’re going to wish you had a pipe going by the time this is all over.


…bringing to us a new (and foul) term:  Christian Woke.


…actually, we’re pissed off at the government’s response to Covid-19.


…warning:  that’s going to be a long read.


…which is a lot better than me — I ignored it completely.


…okay, so it’s not all bad news, especially if you follow the link to see the reaction.


…and the good news keeps on coming.  Still in Georgia:


…aw Hersh, not you too.


…people are still getting arrested for this?


…undoubtedly a Bad Thing:  unless it takes out Portland, of course, and then we can call it a tie.


…key word:  Wisconsin.  Trying to beat Ed Gein to the title, she was.  Damn.

And now:  INSIGNIFICA.

     

And speaking of Da Nooz, here’s the BBC’s own Katie Derham, who it must be said looks quite delectable for a chick broad woman in her early 50s:

 

…and that, as they say, is the news for today.