And speaking of getting shafted:
...if you can’t stop him by letting him be assassinated, stop him by fixing the vote.
In Industrial Labor News:
...bad news: production is going to dry up; good news: it’s production of the 737 Max.
…wait; I thought that everyone wanted these Duracell cars.
Time for some news of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...where are they getting the money to pay the lawyers? I think we should be told.
...it’s almost to the point where this is no longer news.
In Global Economic News:
...are we absolutely SURE this guy wasn’t born somewhere in the U.S.?
...LOL just wait till they see their ROI.
#AfricaWinsAgain
From the Department of Education:
...keyword: Missouri. Again. It must be something in the water, there in the Show-Me state.
...keyword: California. Of COURSE it was going to be on film.
Still talking about sex:
...this study endorsed by wankers the world over.
...newsflash: famous rock musicians are renowned for their monogamous behavior.
...I can actually see her point.
#Talaighlagh
And in mercifully-link-free 
And sauntering down 
:
...of course, the old girl needs those tight clothes to keep the Jello-bits from wobbling around.
And still on the same old bint:
...wait, what? Let’s see the correction:
...okay, that’s a little better.
And on that bit of Fake News, we end this roundup.
