Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Train Smash Catastrophe!

Train Smash Women

OMG this cannot be true!

Aintree set to BAN photographers from taking pictures of badly-dressed women at Grand National meeting

But… but… but where are we going to get pics of Train Smash Women, when their best source will be denied us?

Saith the sniffy killjoy boss of the event:

John Baker, managing director of the racecourse, hoped the ban would put an end to what he claimed was unfair coverage of customers getting drunk or flashing too much flesh at the event.
He said: ‘We want to overwhelm the negativity, to push the positivity to the front.

Here’s some frontal positivity for you:

And:

‘Our event is full of character, it’s fun, and that’s generated by the personality of the Liverpool people.’

Ah, yes… that Scouser personality:

 

More:

He warned that any photographer taking unflattering pictures would lose their accreditation.
‘We have to absolutely protect that because it’s at the core of what we are, and we have a responsibility to our customers to project the correct image.
‘We have talked about trying to monitor those photographers, so if we see any element clearly looking for a negative shot and we can identify that, we will take their accreditation off them and we’ll kick them off the site.
‘That’s not easily manageable, but that’s what we’ll endeavour to do.’

Twerp.

My feelings exactly.

News Roundup

Bad News

News so gloomy, you’re going to need (another) G&T.


…just wait till they try this in the men’s jail.


…in a couple of centuries’ time, they’ll probably pardon all those pedophile priests.


…never thought I’d call the time of syphilis and gonorrhea “the good old days”.


…and in the background, the shuttered nuclear power stations are chuckling.


…the ten million men similarly affected?  Fuck ’em, they should know better.


…and is promptly arrested for promoting animal abuse.


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…or, the annual income from just two slot machines.

From the Dept. of Covidiocy:

   


…proving once again that Brits are undersexed.


…and this is bad news because the scumbag survived, even though shot six times by Our Hero.  Prolly used a Glock 9mm.

And now comes the INSIGNIFICA:

   

And speaking of women who could fake their orgasms and nobody would care:

 

And that’s today’s (and yesterday’s, and the day before’s, etc.) news.

News Roundup

Bad News

News so horrible, you’ll need a barf bag.  Don’t believe me?

  and:  

…let the public floggings begin.


…at some point, people just get sick of petty-minded officialdom, don’t they?


…good for you, Mum.  If only there were another 100,000 like you…


…and quite rightly so.


…and I’ll take “Republican members of Congress” for $400, Alex.

From the Dept. of Covidiocy:

       


…I’m fine with that, but only if we substitute “college professors” for “anti-maskers”.

In other news:

 
…yeah, that’s going to work out well.  Still, better in Massachusetts than in Texas.


…why is this chubby little fuck not yet swinging from a rope for treason?  And speaking of which:


…unfortunately, it’s just his portrait.

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

 

Train Smash Update:


…and from the article:  

Finally, this (with sincere apologies):


…one has to wonder exactly how less-thin she was before.

Here’s an antidote to the above: