Tag: Humor

All the news that’s fit to mock:

…I was going to say something about Commie governments always giving it to you in the ass, but then I remembered that I have an appointment with my tax advisor next week.

…thirty grand for a seat?

…the actual headline has been edited for clarity.

…asshole killed over six dozen people, and he’s up for parole?

…oh, that climate change:  is there anything it can’t do?

…you whiners wanted equality, you got it.  Sucks, dunnit?

…given how all corporations are so woke these days, it won’t change a thing.

From the Dept. of Covidiocy:

Dispatches from the Homo Wars:

…their property, theirs to decide how to dispose of it.  Imagine doing the same with Muslims…

…Caitlyn Jenner and Eddie Izzard were unavailable for comment.

…clearly, some people are unaware of the meaning of the term “the late”.

And now, INSIGNIFICA:
    (no problem, toots) 

…live by the mamba, die by the mamba.

…always call ahead [sic].

And speaking of sex-crazed parents, here’s self-confessed sex maniac Amanda Holden (50):

 

All the news that’s fit to mock.

…violence against men, however, is quite socially acceptable.

…having raised toddlers myself, I want to hear Mom’s side of the story first before passing judgment.

Train Smash Update:

…and the hits just keep on coming.

…suggested new name:  West Washington Huns.

…hey, look on the bright side:  he could have been watching CNN.

…Great Midas’s bleeding hemorrhoids, they’re not competent at anything, let alone spending money.

…women only hate getting a “facial” for the delivery process.

…they’re refusing to lose their income stream from selling permits.

…me, too.  Overwrought, pretentious and cheesy, and let’s not even talk about the music.

From the Dept. of Covidiocy:

…I must admit that after hearing it several times a day, “Why is Walt Disney World so fucking expensive?” must get quite tiresome.

And now comes the time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

I’ve just figured out a retirement plan:  run for TexGov as a centrist Democrat, raise millions, and when I lose bigly, retire to a farm somewhere in the boonies to live off the remainder of my campaign funds.

Time for the mandatory street totty pics:

 

 

More news:  some good, some insignificant, and most of it terrible as always.

…I said there was some good news.  And even more:

…which can only improve their prospects.  And:

…even better.

…all good advice, although it should have been given over the little shit’s twitching corpse.

…explain to me again the wonders of self-driving cars?

…the way I feel about Washington DC right now, I have mixed feelings about this.

…excuse me while I go off to borrow Sarah Hoyt’s shocked face.

…quite right:  he should have been doused with gasoline and set on fire.

From the Dept. of Covidiocy:

     

And from the Middle East:

…one fish two fish, red fish Jew fish?

…be a billionaire who can afford to tell them all to fuck off?

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

     

…surely this isn’t news anymore?   Oh wait;  it’s a family pic:

And speaking of leg-spreading exercises:

…and as

…heeeere’s Nicola: