Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

News Roundup

Bad News

For once, we lead with some good news:


…keep ’em coming, guys.

But then we suffer a relapse:


…to paraphrase Insty:  “Climate change:  is there anything it can’t do?”

And:


…this could possibly explain pre-SUV-era Glueball Wormening.


…see next item for an example.


…under the topic, “Bananas:  they’re not just for eating anymore.”


…Monty Python’s Flying Circus to get the same treatment in 5…4…3…2…1...

And speaking of humorless assholes:


…and all because of “innocent vegetables”.  But this next vegan episode will make you howl:


…but wait!  There’s more! (see link)


…wait:  California has an actual budget?  (no link because National Review)

From the Dept. of Covidiocy:
   


…in case you missed it, that’s FrogPres Toyboy Macron.  And from OzReich:


…they’ll find another pretext to boot him out before the tournament starts, never fear.

Britney Train Smash Update:


…leading to the question:  are the FBI ever going to classify these assholes as a terrorist organization?  (It’s a rhetorical question, of course.)

And where would we be without INSIGNIFICA?

   


…none of those problems ever stopped the eternal quest for nookie before, so this new warning probably isn’t going to work either.

Talking about nookie:

Carol Vorderman’s getting out of control:

…nothing wrong with the superstructure:

but that ass is gaining on Lizzo’s…

News Roundup

Bad News

With commentary so acidic, you need an alkali chaser after reading it.


…if we pay the Russkis a few grand each for their trouble, can we send them our child molesters too?


…never mind that sill old Constit… Consist… you know, the thing.


…now that’s a Jan 6 insurrection, Lefties.  Somehow, our guys missed beheadings.


…because a month without booze is like sending a eunuch to an orgy:  a pointless gesture.


…well, if they’re all like Elizabeth Warren and AOC, hardly surprising.


…and CTRL-F shows no mention of Chinese cities in the article.  Strange…


…and your company is just the one to sell us that vaccine, right?


…those nasty old German Nazis having been so much in favor of an armed citizenry, of course.

And now, for the first time, the 2022 Train Smash Chronicles:


…leading to:


…getting warmer:


…let the Train Smash begin !!!!!!

From the Dept. Of Covidiocy:

   

And ’tis now time for INSIGNIFICA:

 
…see the above “eunuch at an orgy” comment re: alcohol-free gin.


…technically speaking, all ejaculations are premature, as my old friend Patterson used to say.

And speaking of “penis pads”, here’s Reader favorite Rhian Sugden:

No more need be said.