Tag: Humor

End-ish-of-year news, more or less the same as any other time.

…I tried to download the file, but it didn’t fit onto my 7GB thumb drive.

…or not.

…bringing all their shitty voting habits with them, no doubt.

…and well done, you.  It’s about damn time.

…you have to be a really special kind of asshole to do this.

…one would think they’d have started doing this long ago, but whatever.

…“I wuz carryin’ them for a fren’!”

…oh by all means, let’s talk about why more kids are being shot dead in Chicago.

And on that topic, this was seen at an anti-vax mandate protest in Los Angeles:

…just as long as you remember that sentiment when we start talking about guns, okay?

…beyond satire, or even comment.  I suppose “Gimpy The Retard” would satisfy them?

…and yet you took the gig, didn’t you?

…and failed miserably, as always, you scabby tart.

And now ’tis the season for INSIGNIFICA:

      …but WAIT!  there’s

BREAKING NEWS!

Liz Hurley has an owie:

Keef’s reaction:

Like a post-Christmas Day hangover, here we go again with the “news”.

…were the Neolithic tribes Black?  I think we should be told.

…so they’re saying that only White people can do math ?  Isn’t that rayciss?

But just to the south:

…and about damn time too, say I.

…the only way this headline could have been any worse is if it had been with a puppy.

Then again:

…and to think they outlawed public flogging.

Some better news:

…let’s hope that a host of others (e.g. rappers) follow his lead, and make it sooner.

 
…alas, it’s satire — but then again, so is ex-Senator Maojacket.

…no doubt the Justice Department will want to prosecute the wall’s builder.

…as long as there wasn’t an iPhone among them…

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

And right on time, here’s Kelly to make us feel all warm and snuggly for the season:

If you have the week off, well done.  If your evil bloodsucking scumbagbastard of a boss is making you go to work this week… I’m so sorry.