Monday Funnies

So to get out of that dreadful slide into the week, a little humor from the mind of a child:


Now for the grown-up stuff:

Still in the animal world:

…and he lost anyway.

Back to humans:


…probably the only defensible reason for having one.  (Thanks to Reader Quentin for sending me the pic.)


…in which case, they’re going to put up bleachers and sell tickets.

So stretch those limbs, gird your loins, and get to work.

News Roundup

News so horrible, it makes Gwyneth Paltrow look lovely by comparison.


in the Parents Of The Year Competition, Bonehead Division.


I just read the TxGov tips on the same topic, and they read a little differently.


but seriously:  who hasn’t wanted to say the same to a journalist, at some point?


you had me at “Lori Lightfoot Acts Stupidly”.


shoulda gone to Miami, just like FuturePOTUS DeSantis said.  Then again, silver linings and all that:


and when we said “Buy American” back in the day, we were sneered at for being such jingoists.


like nobody (except the wokists) saw this coming.

And here’s someone who isn’t a trannie:


and pretty impressive they are too.  And speaking of boobs:


hey, you guys started it.  Kyle Rittenhouse is only the first, bubba


Stephen owes me a new, non-coffee-stained screen for posting this one.

And now for INSIGNIFICA:

     

Speaking of roundups. here’s another passel of unused stuff from my Pictures folder.  This is Emma Louise Somebody, who is apparently married to some guy from a British TV show I’ve never seen either:

As my old buddy Paterson would say, “Shnot bad…”

News Roundup

Yesterday’s news, delivered a day late and a trillion dollars short, just like the Biden so-called “administration”.


despite the fact that :


and believe me, if it had, we’d all be wearing masks today.  [/sarc]


no wonder the Left is going apeshit about FuturePOTUS De Santis.


and she’s going to be fired in 3…2…1…


is this even news anymore?  Then again:


so it’s not ALL bad news.  Then again:


having borrowed a white flag from EU partner France, no doubt.

From the Dept. of Suckage:


he’s not well-known in Murka, but should be  (see link for example).


you had me at “not apologizing to fucking people”.


and they said the age of romance was dead.


down to WHERE, exactly?

And now comes the time for INSIGNIFICA:


…Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard were unavailable for comment.

Here are some other “persecuted” women:

Carole Landis

Greta Garbo

Mara Corday

Brenda Venus

Sophia Loren

Oh, how these poor women must have suffered…