Tag: Humor

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And if that doesn’t just describe the denizens of this roundup’s news perfectly…

Welcome to a new department:  Royal Assholes:

 

And on with the real news:

...yeah, let us know how that works out.

…[snicker] Sarah’s being snarky, Sarah is.

…key word:  Iran.  Y’all thought it was Chicago, din’tcha?

…every person involved in this horrorshow should be subject to a daily scourging until all the jobs come back to the U.S.

…somehow, I don’t think that Guns!Guns!Guns! sells a decent pastrami sandwich, but then again I’ve never been to Uvalde.

…not that anyone watches ChickSoc anyway.

…and she should know, by golly.

…but catches herself just in time.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

   

…I report, you decide.

Finally:

…I don’t know who the alleged “TV star” is, but she must have brought quite a lot to the party, because here’s his missus:

And some solo shots:

Nobody named Hunter Biden was harmed in the compilation of this news, unfortunately.

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And the news is likewise:

…I’d prefer that an alligator was eating the President alive, myself.

…actually, they’re forcing us to vote you Green assholes out of office… but we’ll let you find that out for yourself.

…and she’s well rid of him.

…winner of the “Nothing Says ‘OKLAHOMA!’ More Than This” competition.

..expecting “class” from a Kardashian is like expecting a PhD from an aardvark.

…I’m just amazed they still have any cattle left.

…note “instructor” not “professor — and her bio is exactly what you’d expect it to be.  At Harvard.

…and the pendulum swings, oh yes it does.  By the way, a couple of their policy proposals would be sure vote-getters in Europe as whole, not just in Italy.

…hence the term “guided muscle”.

…no, don’t be like the Democrats.  Fix the economy first, stupid, then address taxes.  Witch-hunts much later.

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        …probably needed a month’s worth of antibiotics to recover.

Finally, from EU-land:

…but before clicking on the link, you may want to take a look at this Eva Vlaardingerbroek creature:

And by the way, I think that “Vlaardingerbroek” means “Flan-ingredient-pants” in English, but I’ll let Reader Jwenting correct me. (And indeed he has:  “Vlaardingerbroek refers to a polder near the town of Vlaardingen.  A “broek” is directly what in English is called a “brook” or creek.”)

Many thanks.

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So let’s let out some more gas:

…how’s that vegetarian shit working out for India, by the way?

…Jesus wept.

…somebody else’s future, maybe;  just not mine.

…lessee:  a Socialist who screwed up his country’s economy and caused untold suffering for its citizens by pursuing insane Green / Net Zero policies has to flee the country… am I the only one finding this inspirational?

…how can I put this politely?  Oh yeah:  fuck off, all of you.

…so did John Wayne.  What’s your point, Has-Been?

…somehow, I think we have enough native sex maniacs and perverts already, without having to import more of them.  And while we’re on that topic:

…sure, like I’m the only one here thinking about some of that “cultural appropriation” stuff.

…post something cruel on the Internet, though, and PC Plod will be right over.

…I know I have a copy of Sarah Hoyt’s shocked face lying around somewhere…

…trust me, you do not want to know what this is.  Okay, then, but I did warn ya.

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And in the political world:

…my Arizona Readers will know more about this than I do, of course, but from where I sit, she seems to have at least some of the Right Stuff:

More news of similar dubious content next week.