Selling Air

I remember my dad’s quizzical look when he first learned that water was being sold in bottles.  “Selling water?  Why don’t they sell air with it?” was the printable part of his response,  (Yeah, I know, apples, trees… whatever.)

I confess to having pretty much the same reaction when Combat Controller pointed me at this latest example of foolishness:

Now I have to confess that I thought that this was a spoof / satirical website, and actually refused to believe my friend’s statement that this was, in fact, a bone fide  “product” and not some gag to be played on the gullible.  Or a piece of Harry Potter merchandise.

However, Doggery’s “craft ice” is being sold in stores, and CC sent me photographic proof thereof.

JHC.

There are two schools of thought on this kind of thing.  The first is that of people like Combat Controller, who suggests that we as a nation are so prosperous that we can afford to sell stuff like this, and find a market for it.

I, however, see this as some kind of portent, similar to those things and events which may have appeared a couple of years before the Roman Empire collapsed into ruins.

On the other hand, my dad thought the same about bottled water, and here we still are, lo these many years later.

Your thoughts in Comments.

News Roundup

Few links today because not many of them are worth it.


Biden claims to have an alibi.


okay, I may have edited this one slightly.


fuck me, they’re smuggling in Canadians now? 


because they’ve solved all other crimes in the area, you see, and they have nothing better to do.


as the Great Cultural-Mingling Experiment continues.


and instead of firing these little shits, the Millennial bosses are caving.  I don’t know which group to despise more.


in our continuing game of “guess the ethnicity of the shooter”, one Keuntae McElroy, 21.




I’m sorry, I can’t type any more because my huge Schadenboner is getting on the way.

Thus, INSIGNIFICA:

   

And just to show that Halloween has a little upside:

   

If all that doesn’t scare you off to work, nothing will.  Although, that said, we’ll always have the classy Charlotte Hawkins and Susannah Reid:

 

Monday Funnies

Ah yes…

So here we go, trying to get off the horns, and what better way to start than to utter these heartfelt words:

 

And speaking of drinking, this is an actual headline from a newspaper…


YA THANK ????????

News Roundup

Oy… the news has been particularly awful over the past few days.  Except for this snippet:


which is newsworthy only because of its unexpectedness.

But the rest has been the customary shit show.

not to brag, but my Butterball is already in the freezer, on the advice of some old contacts in the supermarket business. Do ye all likewise.


the really awful thing is that Mummy Dearest hadn’t taught him how to spell his name before he started school.

From the Heart Of Stone Department:


and on his way to court, even, thus saving us all the cost of the formality trial.


what was the middle bit, again?

From the annals of WTF SEX?


it should be noted that the boys’ parents also need a good talking-to.


I would suggest that the old goat be tied to a chair so that he can be beaten to death by the townspeople, but someone is no doubt going to have a problem with this.

It’s All A Load Of Old Bollocks
until the next study comes out.


and he was so upset, he won the race.


and my Five Worst such books were once regarded as too over-the-top.

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

     

and if my own wife felt the same way, she’d be bonking every guy in the street, because:

Five Worst Occupations

Yup, it’s a return to a Friday feature Of Yore.

And this has nothing to do with your earnings, either, but what it says about you as a person.  Ranked in order of increasing foulness, they are:

  • Professional assassin
  • Rapper
  • TikTok Influencer
  • Sugar Baby
  • Hedge Fund Manager

Feel free to correct me, if you can think of worse.