Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

News Roundup

Bad News

Special Afghanistan Edition:


…proving that even the Muzzies can get some things right.  And:


…kinda like what we want to do to Democrats, really.

As for the Great Resettlement:


…and as long as they end up in South Philly, they’ll feel quite at home.

 
…that’s part of all that “cultural difference” the Woke are always telling us to respect.  Meanwhile, back home:


…and in response, the Biden Administration applies the hammer:


…that’ll show ’em.  Or maybe not:


…there ya go.

Time for a little RCOB moment or two:


…as they watch their viewership fall, and fall.


…and to nobody’s surprise, no one has been arrested.  Had this been thirteen (Homo) Pride flags, however, the offenders would have been arrested and sentenced already.

Finally, let’s just think of what some Afghan women would look like without the naqib:

 

Sad, innit?

Ahhh Those Old Wounds Just Never Heal

Snowflakes

From some guy, not one but four (consecutive) emails about The Pussification Of The Western Male :

re-reading your famous column and i gotta say, you’re a truly repugnant human being, and I’m glad your wife is dead.

…followed by:

i mean that from the bottom of my heart

… then:

she probably hated you

and finally:

fascist fat fuck, i hope the diabetes takes you out soon.

Back when Pussification was still freshly published, I got far worse emails, so this isn’t even decent invective.

Rough guess:  age about 19, at college doing some worthless “Studies” course and could well still be a virgin.  (Age revealed by lack of capitalization, level of outrage ditto.)  Otherwise, it could have been written by his “Studies” professor, but the grammar is usually better in cases like that.

Also, note that he had to send me his invective across four emails — i.e. delivered in Twitter-sized bits.  Dead giveaway of his age, right there.

I could publish his email so you guys could have some fun with him, but why bother?  No point wasting anybody’s time on this twerp.  I don’t even have diabetes.

Oh, and Mr. Burns, help yourself:

Whiny little bitch.

News Roundup

Bad News

And it’s even worse than usual, I’m afraid…


…Howard who?


…and if that’s not enough to start a revolution…


…because it’s for your own protection, see?  AA’s fares will of course be going up to make up for the loss of revenue.

Dept. of Suckage:


…why hasn’t this asshole been executed yet?

And on the same topic:


…and we’d all be a lot less sorry if this asshole had been executed ten minutes after the guilty verdict.


…must be all that Glueball Wormening we’ve been hearing about.

Which kinda makes this story even more suspect:


…but no doubt, there’s a good explanation for all this.


…yup, that will delay the plane for a little while, and Miss PhD. Candidate a lot longer.


…is anyone still surprised by this kind of thing?


…or, roughly half the value of the stuff that the US military just left behind in Baghram.  Also note:  “avoid” (which is legal), as opposed to “evade” (which isn’t).


…and owners of cars and trucks made before the Internet Of Things all look smug.


…and looking at his picture, the parents are probably right.


…you first, Toots.

 

Ugh.  I’ve seen sexier biker chicks.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Yeah, Mondays…

So on we go, trying to make sense of it all:

And a corollary thought:

Finally:

And on a similar topic, here’s some black-and-white goodness (old days version):

 

 

Compare and contrast… or rather, don’t.  It’ll just depress you.

More Detail Necessary

Funny Stuff, Numbers & Statistics

At J&G Sales, this poll appears on the left of the page (ignore misspellings etc):

The “Other” button does not have its usual “Other (specify)” notation, allowing the respondent to enter text.  I wonder what would happen if it did, and a whole bunch of people wrote (under “Other”) stuff like “Hippies”, “Commies” or “BLM assholes”.

I know I’d giggle, for starters.