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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And what a good way to run into The Trump Years, Part II:
...[pro tip] the bomber’s name can probably be found in the FBI’s D.C. office phone directory.
...to you maybe, yer Holeyness; just not to 95% of the country outside your diocese.
...buh bye, fuckwit.
Or, to put it more eloquently: 
...ummm you lost me at the first three words.
...and I’m sure that Elon is just quaking in his boots.
...bubonic plague has a higher favorable rating than Disney.
...I’m sure his girlfriend was mightily impressed.
#ThirdWorld
...you mean just like it did during Trump 1.0?
#NoSurpriseThere
...’nuff said.
...did they just call Wales a nation of faggots?
…
...that’s a Guinness drought — which I think is actually against Irish law.
...and have waved away all rescue attempts because Britain.
...next thing, all men will have to have a sign tattooed on their dicks which reads: “Joy juice may contain nut residue”
And in the most categorically link-free 
...dude may be overconfident, here; she’s probably planning a breakup album about him as we speak.
From Reader GMC70, in Comments: “Frankly, Kim, I’m a bit surprised you haven’t discovered Kate Upton.”
...you mean, this Kate Upton?
Well, consider me duly chastised.
And that’s the end of this boobs news roundup.
Monday Funnies
And so, to alleviate the headache:
…and a reminder:
To continue:
And while we’re there:
Speaking of assholes, let’s talk about libertarians:
And thence to winter’s road maintenance:
And to end with some decent alternatives to Monday gloom:
Now get on with yer week, will ya?
3 New OnlyFans Accounts
…that would break the Internet almost immediately they were opened:
- Kate Middleton
- Taylor Swift
- Helen Mirren
Feel free to add the contestants who you think might break it quicker.
Caption Competition #376
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Reform
God-Emperor Trump’s Administration will, one hopes, cast a baleful eye upon that nest of Commie indoctrination known as the Department of Education, prior to shutting it down.
One hopes.
However, as these festering cockroach nests are almost impossible to eradicate completely (without the introduction of machine guns, anyway), there might be a way to cause wholesale resignations among the cockroaches themselves, by making their jobs impossible (for them).
Such as by implementing the following (drawn from any decent homeschooling curriculum):
Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to fill in the last two blanks.