Tag: Humor

All the news you couldn’t be bothered to read, with commentary to match.

…to be followed tomorrow by another study that says that eating a single walnut, ever, will give you an 8.5% chance of getting terminal athlete’s foot.  You heard it here first.

…by disbanding?

…I should fucking well hope so.  Read his story here.

…quit that raucous laughter, willya?

…replace “could” with “when will”, and you’ll be correct.

…yawn.

…which was never ratified, but that’s not going to stop him.

They should try this approach instead:

…I’d be a millionaire inside a week.

…this is why I prefer ordinary American people over government.  Any government.

…I guess the Customs agents never got the memo from the ATF.

…as the Great Assimilation Project continues on its way.  Now, about all those young Afghan men we’re bringing here… (no link, because why bother)

…a little extreme, perhaps, but understandable.

And some INSIGNIFICA:

      
…and all Hollywood shivers.

Finally, the day a TV host went on the air in her dressing gown:

Follow the link for the full story.

And in our tasteful Boob Pics section:

   

…and:

All the news that’s fit to make you gag.

…yeah, when in doubt, go after gun owners.  It worked SO well for Weinstein.

…short answer:  no.  But wait, it’s explained by an ASTROLOGER, so it’s all true. [eyecross]

…oh how my heart bleeds for Hollywood…

Dept. of Totalitarianism:

…at least he wasn’t caught littering, which carries the death penalty in Singapore.

…key word:  Illinois.

…amid rumors that Dachau is reopening “under new management”.

…I’m amazed to see that the Oz cops aren’t wearing jackboots.

…could have been worse.  We could have been compared to Hitler (again).

And over The Pond, a reaction:

…no doubt, these are just ISIS airport bombers in disguise.  And just so you know, the headline is a lie.  The “mob” is not protesting vaccines, but “vaccine passports” and forced vaccinations.

…I don’t even know where to begin on how funny this is.  Or this:

…let’s hear it for the Internet Of Things.

From the Department of Suckage:

And now:  INSIGNIFICA:

       

And finally:

…okay, but where do we start?  Antifa or the FBI?

Enough of that.  Time for the real news:

…who she, you ask?

She’s also known for her perfect Joe Biden impersonations:

Yeah, I know…