Monday Funnies

So let’s trot along…

The only meme we ever need for our beloved president is this:

Screw it, let’s just have a drink:

And speaking of a pint of piss:

But let’s carry on drinking, why not?

And still one of my favorites:

Finally, someone named Kat Demings:

Sheesh.

Revolutionary Times

This from Britishland:

And if that isn’t enough to cause torches to be lit, pitchforks be taken out of sheds and mobs to form, try this:

…and this mere days after KFC suffered the same shortages.

Just wait till supplies of peanut sauce dry up, and chicken satay is no longer available.

There’ll be murders.

News Roundup

All the news that isn’t about Afghanistan.


well, women shouldn’t play rugby in the first place, so


fake news, because you’re not allowed to carry a gun in NYFC.  Ditto below:

 
never happened.

And similarly:


doubleplusunpossible, because laws.

And:


because legal gun owners are the cause of all Britain’s crime problems, you see.


I see a job at the Clinton Foundation in his future.


eaten by a bear, was it?  No?  Then it’s “grisly”.  You fucking illiterate assholes.


you mean your parents signed your life away — or maybe they were already at the bank, depositing your money into their accountsHell, they weren’t even around when Justin Bieber popped your teenage cherry.


lol

And on that note, it’s time for SEX NEWS:


key word:  Michigan.


is it so wrong to get a woody when reading this headline?


what’s really funny are the comments in the article.

And just a little INSIGNIFICA:

   

No doubt getting a last-ditch effort for money before the old wailer pops his clogs.

Finally:

Okay, that’s enough Tess.