Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Ignorant Cow

Freaks & Loonies, Media Assholes

I speak here of so-called comedian (comedienne?  I’m never sure) Whoopi Goldberg (real name:  Caryn Elaine Johnson) who culturally appropriated a Jewish surname in order, one assumes, to get ahead in show business.

‘Twas this same Whoopi who declared on the TV bitchfest a.k.a. The View that in her opinion, Jill Biden should be nominated as Secretary of Health Services, “because she a doctor” — when anyone without terminal ignorance would have known that Mrs. Biden’s doctorate was not in Medicine (M.D.) but in Education, surely the lowest intellectually-ranked PhD outside Womyn’s Studies.

This ignorance has been extended yet again, when Our Caryn Whoopi:

…called on the royal family to “apologize” for slavery

Would it be crass to inform Whoopi that Her Majesty Queen Victoria’s (oops) His Majesty King William IV’s Government outlawed slavery in 1833*?   And that future King Charles III and after-him William V have both offered royal apologies for their country’s use of slavery, several times in fact?

In the (paraphrased) words of South African protest singer Koos Kombuis**, “How much longer do we have to say we’re sorry?”

Someone should ask Ms. Johnson Goldberg et al. that very question — but the answer would undoubtedly be “FOREVER!” because otherwise who would the race hustlers have to blame for their shortcomings?

*In terms of European monarchies, the first to outlaw slavery was Denmark in 1803, followed by The Netherlands in 1814, Spain in 1817 and Greece in 1818.

**It’s a pity that Koos sings almost exclusively in Afrikaans, because his lyrics are at once savage and hysterically funny.  He and I are not related, and he’s only two weeks older than I am.

Determinative Questions

Advice

As people seem to be unwilling to tell how to define what a woman is, the Babylon Bee  has an excellent questionnaire of 12 signs that someone may be a woman.

I would add only three:

13) Do you feel insecure about your relationships?

14) Do you often have low self-esteem, or feelings of inadequacy?

15) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

That should do it, with the Bee‘s dozen.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Ah yes, our old friend Monday…

So let’s bear up under the strain (shuddup, I haven’t even finished my first gin, waddya expect?):

To make up for that Monday gloom, here’s a true story by The Knuckledragger himself, about  a girl named Rhonda, and it’s probably the best thing I’ve read so far this year, anywhere.  Well done, Kenny.

And here’s Rhonda Fleming (no relation):

News Roundup

Bad News

…is brought to you today by:

So here we go:


…city government is Democrat, so of course nobody will lose their job over this.


…good thing I don’t live there, or I’d be properly fucked by now, e.g:


…sheesh, it’ll cost more than that just to clean ol’ Bill Clinton’s jizz stains off the walls and floors.  And:


…ignoring the irony /stupidity, am I the only one hoping for an addition to the “Death By Covid” column?

Moving on:


…funny how that works.

From the You Can’t Say That! files:


…not that we should care, it being only Twatter.

And from the Dept. of Scaremongering, Climate Warming Cooling  Change Division:


…not gonna happen, assholes.

In Woke We Trust:


…instead of “William Peace”, change it to “I Would Never Send My Kids To This” University.  Too long, you think?


…Insty morphed into me so slowly, I barely noticed.


…

CANDACE OWENS KICKS NYT ASS
…that is really funny.


…hence the old saying:  don’t complain about what you find when you go snooping where you shouldn’t.

And that leads us all to (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:

      

 

Finally:


…now that’s an anniversary worth celebrating… not.

Some interesting sights in that link, to be sure.