Etiquette

Like many people, I don’t watch Presidential State Of The Union speeches (of either party), because I only have so many TVs in the house and so many bullets to shoot at them.

Seriously, I don’t like hearing from Government, in detail, of how they’re planning to fuck me over the next year.

So I generally read VodkaPundit’s live drunkblog of the whole thing because a. I like Stephen and b. it’s way funnier than what’s actually being said  (e.g. during a George W. SOTU, “I do believe the President’s pants just caught fire”).

However, last night Steve went beyond the pale with this comment:

“Liz Warren just spontaneously orgasmed when Biden said he’d raise taxes.”

Clearly, our esteemed commentator forgot the Iron Rule, i.e. that “Elisabeth Warren” and “orgasm” should never be put in the same sentence.  The mental image is just too ghastly for a civilized man to deal with.

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And on we go:


ah yes, another argument for letting computers run everything.


although they’ve probably kept back enough to be used against their own citizens, the fascist fuckers.


let’s just see what happens if Gummint tries tries to push this shit on us again.


some filthy sexist probably asked why all their rape victims are women.



can’t win, so why bother? [snigger]


should have just called the toilet “undersized” instead.


key word:  California.


oh, just fuck off and peddle your fake panic somewhere else.  We have bigger things to worry about, e.g. this:


oy, here we go again…

And still on that silly topic:  INSIGNIFICA!!!

 

…as Our Britney gets both a dick stick from her latest boyfriend, and a head of steam [sic]  going for a Train Smash.

Finally, here’s something newsworthy:  ITV newsreader Lucrezia Millarini.

Quite delectable.

Quote Of The Day

From some guy on the Internet:

“In my view, Putin is highly unlikely to pick a fight directly with NATO. He will work to undermine NATO, though he’s delusional if he thinks he can do a better job than Joe Biden.”

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And guaranteed to make you do just that is this little snippet:


and these little shits should all be taken out and “shot” in the back of the head.


you mean, other than the fact that it’s in New York?  And speaking of which:


too bad you didn’t see this coming two years ago, assholes.


LOL they’ve finally figured out that KiwiPM Lesbo One is evil?


here we go again:

   

Lesh get back to da nooj, shall we?


I should damn well hope so.


key word:  Australia.  Follow link at own risk.



good.  Can we start sending them there now?


the Democrats that you voted for, that is.

And heeeeeere’s INSIGNIFICA:

 

wait:  people can’t pronounce S-L-U-T?  Still, I suppose this is as good an excuse as any:

 

Still a Train Smash Woman, bless her little ginger heart…