So let’s look at some (mostly) non-fake news.
...just exposing another one of her many lies — the bitch has always been of the “no borders” persuasion. Also see:
...just doing her best to keep up with her VP’s record of lies about his background.
#LikeJohnFuckfaceKerry
In Business News:
...this would have sounded so much better if IBM were moving all their R&D back to the United States, but IBM ceased to be an actual American company way back in the 1990s.
And would it be a week without some We’re All Gonna DIIIEEEE! news?
...quick, impose a lockdown!
#NazzoFastGuido
Some Sports News:
…that’s because he may be a professional racer, but he’s clearly an amateur drinker.
In Military News:
...nothing about the Army has looked good since Desert Storm ended and DEI/LGBTOSHTFU was installed.
#HangMarkMilley
This just in from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...it’s “California-In-The-Rockies”; what else did you expect?
...wait: the FBI did some actual law enforcement?
#SarahsShockedFace
And in the continuous fake news a.k.a. Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:
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In the Commercial News Dept.:
...sorry, sweetie; I know you’re just doing it for the $$$, but no way no how no chance not ever will I buy anything from that bunch of San Francisco anti-gun Commie assholes.
And speaking of giant dicks, we have in Medical News:
...one of the perils of your wife being gluten-intolerant? Keyword: Lebanon.
And after that snippet, the usual collection of 
...lemme guess: “Forgive and forget”?
...people who have no lives of their own.
...nope, I have no idea who she is either, but that’s never stopped me before:
And that’s the rear end of the news.
...actually, what you really need to do is change your partner, because that lil’ thang is gonna be worn out.
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