Humor – Page 180 – Splendid Isolation

For one lovely moment, I woke up this morning and thought it was next Monday — i.e. the long weekend Monday — only for the ghastly realization to sink in that it wasn’t; in other words, it’s going to be the normal miserable five days of slog before we reach the oasis of next weekend.

So what the hell; might as well console ourselves with the usual tasteless, offensive Monday stuff, right?

Right.

And lastly, one for the times we find ourselves in:

I’d like to take a lot more than five, but that’s just the over-achiever in me talking.

Anyway, here’s something a little more cheerful:

…and:

…and lastly:

Next week’s Funnies will appear (of course) on Tuesday, unless you guys can’t do without them.

With commentary briefer than this bikini bottom:

When you’ve quite finished…

…just in case these pricks haven’t frightened enough people.

…what they mean is: don’t have sex. Talking to a couple thousand good-looking youngsters all by themselves, in peak physical condition; yep, that’s going to work.

…yes, because if prices rise, people buy less. Only fools and MBAs (some overlap) think that increasing prices will boost sales.

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…yeah: syphilis. gonorrhea, chlamydia, HIV, no problem. But the WuFlu? Outta here, bitches.

…I might have fallen in love with her, until I saw her face. Key word: Manchester.

…oh he can’t be dangerous… look, they even gave him a name. Wales wins again.

…to be yet the latest product to see sales drop though the floor. Wait till you see who the main model is…

…I expected Africa for this one; but given how most of Africa seems to be “migrating” to Spain, maybe I shouldn’t have been surprised.

…hey, go ahead and pick another national flag which does. Then fuck off and live there.

…and she looks pretty much how you’d expect her to look. One would hope that the 8-a-day activity would involve only one man, but I wouldn’t bet on it.