Stuff that makes me laugh
Day 3 without New Wife:
Ah well… time to lighten the mood.
Ditto:
…and ditto:
All right, enough of that filth. Let’s get wholesome:
…sorta.
And finally, for cartoon fans, here’s Wilmaaaaaa:
Speaking of redheads, here’s the right kind of Karen, Miss Gillan:
Now get to work. And remember:
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The news is a little old today, but then so am I.
…key word: “Italian”.
…that’s the Arabs for you: always late to the party.
…hasn’t this turd’s expiration date come and gone yet?
…next up: Benedict Cumberbatch is auditioning for the character of Kunta Kinte in the remake of Roots. Because diversity.
…but wait; that’s not the best part of the story:
Brown said he filed a report with the Atlanta Police Department.
…and a memorial service for Irony will be held tomorrow. And the real news:
Atlanta Cops Are Still Laughing Themselves Silly.
...simple solution: tell people when they make their reservations that you’ll be holding them for 10 minutes and not a second longer. Then issue your hostesses with stopwatches.
…and another growth industry comes to Texas. That said, I’ll believe it when I can go into Guns ‘R’ Us and buy one over the counter without filling in any paperwork.
And now for INSIGNIFICA (and pretty horrible they are, too):
And speaking of horrible:
…no link; you think I want to lose ALL my Readers?
…the only way I would be interested in this would be if the nanny had been caught giving the Royal Ginger a BJ.
Speaking of gingers:
…here’s her knee before the boo-boo:
Now go to work. Only three more days to Friday.
The only good thing about this being Tuesday is that it’s the beginning of a short week. Otherwise, however, it’s the same old job:
So let’s get on with it, “it” being Teh Funneez.
I think they do cosmetic surgery as well as cosmetics because : 1) thinner face, 2) sharper chin, 3) no bags under eyes and 4) bigger breasts.
And on that topic, heeeeere’s Kelly:
And if this doesn’t put a spring in yer whatsit, you’re beyond help.
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I have often said that a .22 rifle is not a firearm, but a household appliance and should be treated as such (e.g. Aisle 6 at Walmart, no 4473 no nothing except maybe proof of age over 16).
However, the “guns as household items” concept can always be stretched, as this man proves:
As I said to Combat Controller (who sent me the pic), at least it’s just a Norinco SKS, so no harm done. Had he done it to a Garand or similar, he might well have received a few visitors — and not prospective buyers, either.
Funny as hell, though. Almost as funny as this video…