Tag: Humor

News, bad news, stupid news, not news, all served up with acerbic commentary.

…amazingly, this did not happen at Oberlin College.  And even better:

…because that’s hate speech or sex discrimination or something.  Cue:  Life Of Brian’s Loretta.

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…shuddup and pay, peasants.  And people wonder why government offices are sometimes firebombed.

…which can be blamed on (pick one):  1. Climate change 2. Natural erosion 3. Trump.

…actually, President Braindead gets low marks for everything he’s done / not done, but I don’t mind the gun control failure.

…and I’m not surprised.  Her choice for the third would be:

… and his choice:

It’s so sad when couples can’t agree.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

        …wanna bet?

Finally:

With news so bad, you’ll puke.  Today, we start off with a large helping of INSIGNIFICA (with links and comments, this time):

…daughter “JAMES”?  Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

…file under “Nobody’s Business”.  Journalism at its most prurient and intrusive finest.

…I preferred him when he was still an executive transvestite, and funny.

…you never go Full Luddite.

…Jesus wept.

…the only “sex toy” I’d want to use on this whiny moonbeam tart would be a bullwhip.

…fighting over sports teams is only slightly more ridiculous than fighting over shampoo brands.

Now onto the REAL [snigger]  news:

…don’t you just love the Third World?  Next thing, they’ll believe in Socialism.  And speaking of which:

…sorry, Nigel old chap, but I’ll start to believe it when you Brits privatize the NHS.

…sorry, but I had to exercise a little editorial discretion, there.

…and if you were dead, we wouldn’t have to endure bullshit like this, you smug Canucki socialist sow.  (For those with short memories, this foul creature was once governor of Michigan.  Yeah, I know:  Michigan voters have no clue.)

And just to improve the spirit, so to speak, here’s a Michigander who isn’t ugly:

If Dita isn’t good news, we’re all in trouble.