News Roundup

…with only occasional links, but always commentary.


such as hard work, honesty and education that doesn’t include pickpocketing lessons.


fuck off, Food Scolds.


except that the first is reality, the second, fantasy — you Royal twerp.


because that “Find the cracker guilty or we’ll burn the city down” policy seems to be working pretty well.


stop, stop, my sides are hurting


it’s so cute that the writer thinks that “common sense” and “government policy” can coexist.


result:

And on the topic of vaccines:

 
and:


which should come as a surprise to absolutely… nobody.

And on a related topic, all in a single week:


because, as any fule kno, China is asshoe.

Time for some INSIGNIFICA:

     

And finally:


and as a child of the Sixties , all I can say is:  “Welcome back, girls!”

…I have missed you all SO much.


Okay, vote for your favorite 3 pics, ranked 1-3, in Comments.   They’re numbered from left to right, top to bottom, eg:

#2:

#6:

Have at it.

Monday Funnies

Wait… what day is it?

Oh yeah, it’s Monday.

So to get things a little more ship-shape, some funny stuff.  And given what happened over the past couple weeks, what better than a little black-and-white humor?  (And just so we’re all clear about my bona fides :  remember that I’m a full-blooded  African-American.)

Well, who can resist that invitation?

And after all that, I think it’s time for an All-American White Girl:

News Roundup

Trivia, propaganda, and made-up nonsense, all treated with the respect they deserve.


don’t be too sure, Scooter.  Depends on whose knee is on your neck.


as someone once said, you would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh like a hyena at this one.


finally, something President Braindead does that I can get behind.  [/selfish]


frankly, I think the Izzies should do a lot more of it.  (Fucking with the ragheads, and bragging about it.)


okay, can we go back to calling them the other thing then? [/wetbacks]


wherein Germany tries to copy Canada.


as Dr. Increasingly-Irrelevant strives to lose his title by finding another dead horse to beat.  And speaking of irrelevancies:


yeah, the only good thing about Covid was that it pushed this shrill little scold out of the headlines.  So now she gets to scold the world on medical issues?


I’m torn between indifference, and the prospect of future schadenfreude.

and:


begging the question:  what, exactly, are the cases they will accept, if not on election fraud and Constitutional freedoms?  Useless fuckers.

Now for some INSIGNIFICA:

   
   
although to break my own rule, for once:  odds of Our Kim K. ending up with a White royal, billionaire or A-lister:  1,000 to 1.

Finally, some REAL news:

So here’s a small preview thereof:



Hey, it counts as news:  she’s a radio host, right?  Here’s a non-calendar pic of her going to work:

To paraphrase the late Cilla Black:  That’s a lorra-lorra woman, right there.

News Roundup

Short and not-so sweet.


also, a line of Ferrari vacuum cleaners, toaster ovens and curling irons.  What the hell:  why not?


I know:  sing a song, bonk a groupie, sing a song, fight with Keith, bonk a groupie, sing a song, rip off the Beatles, bonk a groupie, sing a song, bank lots of money.  All very boring, really.


I think he’s confusing 2021 America with 1971 South Africa.


of course not.  When they’re not even going to release his name


well, they would;  they’re all fucking old-school Communists and they sing off the same song sheet.


ya thank?  [watching all American professional sports circle the drain]


so for all the vets who voted Democrat:  enjoy your problem.  Too bad about the rest.


and just so we’re all in the know, they’re not the only European country where you can bonk a middle-schooler without penalty.


considering that one usually turns off the light before going to sleep, I would imagine that any wall color would be irrelevant .


and they say engineers are boring Key word:  Scotland.


I would suggest that before he goes to jail, he be tied spreadeagled and naked to a scaffold.  Then a few serious butch lesbians are given baseball bats and turned loose on him, so that he can take a little pleasure in his own pain, fear and humiliation.  Or maybe I’m just being too harsh.

of course, by “conservatives”, they mean “conservative Communists”, i.e. Trotskyites, compared to the Stalinism they all favor.


the real question being:  54 years on, people are still singing Yesterday, Eight Days A Week, Yellow Submarine and Hard Day’s Night.  In 2065, how many people will even remember a Taylor Swift song?

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

    

One of the above is not true.

Finally, let’s do something totally different and look at a TV presenter:

That’s Stacey Dooley.