Tag: Humor

All the news that’s fit to ignore, laugh at, or take as a signal to start the shooting.

…and here I thought it was being caused by militant feministicals.

…nothing like encouraging a culture of snitching to build esprit de corps.

…not the best way to get carpet burns, really.  Key word:  Edinburgh.

…California Gauleiter Gavin Newsom was not available for comment.

…what’s a little thing like “law” when it comes to acting like a dictator?

…key word:  Australia.

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…given that FC Dallas’s U-15 boys’ team recently beat your gaggle of lesbians 5-2, I wonder how well you  would do against the likes of Lionel Messi, Harry Kane, Ronaldo and Robert Lewandowski, seeing as you want to earn their kind of money?

…strange how it takes a ministerial order for the Brits to do for a year what we do every day Over Here.

…and it’s not even the Babylon Bee.

…funny how everybody calls the U.S. The Great Satan;  and yet when the shit hits the fan, nobody ever calls on the Norwegians or Swedes for assistance.

And now:  Insignifica

   
 

Finally, your ***REAL*** news:

…and for proof of said boo-boo:

Ankles?  Didn’t know she had ’em.

Get well soon, chica!