Tag: Humor

Commentary short and sharp, like one of these:

…perhaps I can be of some assistance, here:

And in related news:

…and it’s a good thing we Texans don’t actually care what this asshole thinks.

More Chinkvirus silliness:

…coming up:  more from Captain Obvious in a later bulletin.

…if by “country” he meant “the IT industry” , then he’d be largely correct.

…and three hours later, he stabbed some more people.

…just a thought:  perhaps this kind of thing would end if police officers “hurled” lead projectiles at charging BLM protesters.

…

…to quote Professor Glenn Reynolds:  “Run. Them. Down.”

…now if they could just add Cialis to the formula, men would be lining up around the block to buy the stuff.

…and quite justifiably so:

If I’d posted that pic in my weekly Caption Competition feature, the winning comment would probably have been:  “See? Even whores can cook!”

With very pithy commenth.

…which explains everything you ever wondered about jazz.

…I have an alibi.

…an argument for buying wine in 5-gallon boxes, I’d say.

…I get that you’re pissed off at the lockdown, but bombing a Chinkvirus testing center is going to solve the issue… how, exactly?

…you’d think the Irish, after all these centuries, would have figured out by now that the expression “perfidious Albion” was not meant to be taken as a joke, but as a warning.

Wait, that must be a misprint.  Oh, here we go:

..ah, that’s better.

…it’s happening here in Texas, and also in other states.  Not holding my breath about California and New York, though.

…clearly they’re not interested in learning from the Great Texas Freeze Of 2021, because as any fule kno, it never gets cold around Britishland so all their little propellers will spin forever and ever amen.

…she’s just getting us all ready for when President Braindead eventually takes the stand himself.

…let’s take this concept and implement it in numerical order.  Start off with a background check for all book- and movie sales (First Amendment), and only then apply it to guns (Second Amendment).  Fuckers.  And on the same thread:

The Evil 200
…and no, that’s not a NASCAR race.  Feel free to do whatever you want with this information.

Finally, on to a more pleasant topic, sorta:

…it’s just a nice way of saying that her love tunnel has seen more traffic than the Lincoln Tunnel.

And speaking of well-worn thoroughfares:

…sounds about right, although he left out “town mattress”.

Sorry.