Tag: Humor

News fresh off the wine  presses:

…I’d prefer that instead of jail they should be locked inside a burning police car, but no doubt someone’s going to have a problem with this suggestion.

…doesn’t matter how far it reaches;  nobody’s going to be prosecuted, much less jailed or executed for their fucking treason.

…I guess it’s not all bad news today.  Oh, wait:

…don’t tell us, tell it to the fucking Chinese.

…because of the fucking Chinese.

…yeah, but unless “live ammo” is part of the order, it’s fucking useless.

…nothing like taxing income before you’ve earned it.

Enough of that depressing shit.  Let’s look at the important news:

…as a preliminary guess, my diagnosis would be “fucking psycho” [pun intended]

…wonder no more, fuckwit.

And some INSIGNIFICA:

   
…the last winning the “No Shit, Sherlock Award” for 2021.

And finally:

…you had me at “Christina Hendricks”:

Along with thum pithy commentary, ath alwayth.

…too bad she can’t run for our presidency.

…yeah, all those Comanche hospitals we burned, those Kiowa highways we destroyed, and let’s not even talk about the Cheyenne motor industry… or this Apache theater:

…I guess I missed the memo where a foreign government figurehead gets to tell people how to spend their own money.

…a.k.a. the “we break it, you fix it” management style.

…a.k.a the “we’ll cause your prices to rise, but you have to lower them anyway” school of economics.

…to the hearty relief of airline passengers everywhere,  What a goat rodeo that was.

…I think this “creative shaming” needs a little acknowledgment, not censure.  As my homies say, “Bitch had it comin’.”

…I guess his (terminal) blood cancer had nothing to do with it.

…in other words, “Wah wah wah I didn’t get invited even though I’m a homo and should therefore have been at the head of the line.”

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

And once again, we solve the eternal puzzle of why men play professional football: