Tag: Humor

All the news that causes universal facepalming.

…just one more way for government to give it to you in the ass.

Still on the topic of the Chinkvirus:

…errrr “demanded”?  Guess that “Brexit” thing hasn’t sunk in yet.

…in so many ways, Professor.

…not mentioned:  the typical profile of the criminals.  (I’m not taking bets.)

…I predict that this is going to happen more than once over the next few years.

…I haven’t laughed this hard since “Dr.” Jill Biden caught her tits in a revolving door.

…errrrr no.  You wanted the evil colonialist Whitey gone, so we left.  You wanted loans, we gave you loans, which you pissed away.  Now the Chinks are bending you over the table, and you want Whitey to come back to save your incompetent, corrupt asses?  Ain’t gonna happen.  (See the New Mexico case study in the post below.)

…a picture, in this case, being worth a thousand words:

  …I just like the fact that she keeps it in her office and not in the bedroom.

Finally, a bit of news that’s actually educational:

 
…for obvious reasons, among them being that she’s probably more responsive in bed than a lot of “real” women.

Here’s a deluxe-model sex doll:

…I think.  I could be wrong.