Tag: Humor

Commentary will be short, like Mrs. Borat.

…which means I’m pretty much fucked, then.

And in a (possibly) unrelated event:

…Covid, cancer, HPV, whatever;  you’re always gonna be at risk with this creature anywhere near your zip code.

…not an actual headline, just LOL.

…and as they say:  “Owe the bank ten thousand dollars, you have a problem.  Owe the bank $300 million, and THEY have a problem.”

…ya think?

And speaking of imbeciles:

…I actually know the solution to this, and it doesn’t involve shooting all the Colorado Democrat lawmakers.  It does, however, require shooting all ex-California transplants / refugees in Colorado, but someone’s doubtless going to have a problem with this.

…ah yes, those were the days, when men were men and not sorta-women reminiscing about when they were still men.

…uh huh.  He’ll just go with the old-time Democrat initiatives like higher taxes, civilian disarmament, more regulations and such.

…a.k.a. First World Problem, as can be seen in the pic below of this hellhole (right-click to embiggen):

…uhhhh I’ve got some news for you, son:

…I think we’re gonna have all the weapons we need, as the Biden Brigade will find out when they try mass confiscations.  (And yeah, I know that’s not what he meant.)

And lastly:

…no link because you’ll probably want to eat at some point today.  Instead, here’s a home-decoration idea:

…or else, a blast from the past:

With commentary shorter than a female hobbit.

…long on warning, short on details, e.g. how long should you abstain from that single malt?  One day, two weeks, forever?  (If forever, count me out:  I’ll take my chances with the Chinkvirus.)

…and yet (speaking of sculptures of giant cunts) I find this less disgusting than the idea of adding Obama to Mount Rushmore.

…remind me again how wonderful modern cars are.

…and while you’re there, remind me again how much I hate the music business.

…our latest entry in the “guess the scumbag’s race” competition.  Also from Chicago:

(that would be 0.35% in the blue dot, btw:  14 out of 4,018)

…with the predictable outcome.  What makes this interesting is that the rozzers arrested and imprisoned the wrong people for the murders.

Veganuary and Dry January?
…oh dear, I forgot.  Which reminds me, I need to slice up the biltong and get a fresh case of gin.

…even allowing for Titsy’s hyperbole, I still got a thrill running down my leg.

…which reminds me of the old bridge joke:  “If you’ve got a good hand, you don’t need a partner.”

And finally…

…wait, Roller Girl is 50?  OMG I’m getting really old.

As always, long on snark, short on words.

…and Aldi’s “every-day-low-price” image goes down the drain.

…so if you hear a strange sound in the night, reach for that face mask, folks.  Although I can’t help thinking that a mask of Nancy Pelosi‘s face might work better than an AR to frighten off burglars.  And speaking of which:

…nice to see that Congress is dealing with all the important issues that concern us the most.  And speaking of PelosiNews:

…earlier reports that it was Chuck Schumer’s actual head were, sadly, incorrect.

…and that’s too bad.  If anyone is in dire need of a redesigned persona, it’s Billy Ray’s tarty little girl.

…and the girls’ parents in all this were… where, exactly?  Not walking on the beach with their daughters, that’s for sure.  As much as I want the three men castrated, I also want the parents to be flogged in the public square for letting their daughters go out, un-chaperoned, on a night renowned for drunken licentiousness.

…which has lasted too long as it is (by about three years).

…not that I’ll ever watch either of these things, but in the reign of Emperor Kim, TV shows “based on (some) reality” will be forced to carry a “Mostly Bullshit” disclaimer.

And a funny: