News Update

And off we go:



...always good to see that Gummint has solved enough pressing national problems that they have time enough to address the serious issues.


...and fall it did.  Now the real question:  does anyone actually believe that whatever replaces the “Assad regime” will be any better?  Nobody?  Yeah, me neither.

From the Dept. of Education:


...can’t see the fuss, as there weren’t any kiddies there at the time Also, key word: Floriduh.


...as opposed to the red flag that you support, you tiresome little Commie bitch.


...wait, aren’t you the same crowd who came up with the food pyramid?


...wow, nobody saw that coming.
#NHSfailure


...might as well join all the others of their ilk in Canada.

In the Dept. of Mostly Peaceful Demonstrations:


...I don’t think I can fit any more AK magazines in the car.


...let’s just say that not many people would mind too much if all those colleges were to burn to the ground, though.

And then:


...I didn’t know that there was that much worth seeing in New Jersey, but whatever.

And now, ecco 

 

...and as we race down :


...she’s kinda plain, but I guess that’s not a necessary part of her quest anyway:

And that’s the skinny for the week.

Monday Funnies

And off we go, with a bumper issue of offensive jokes:


(actually, that came from The Englishman, so I stole it
because it’s so good.) #SorryNotSorry


(and believe me, that’s very close to the truth)

And to finish this epic post off, some extremely questionable taste below the fold:

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Asking The Question

Here’s another one that needs answering:

Okay, regardless of who these people are (most Murkins have no idea, which is not important), here are the the dramatis personae.

Holly Willoughby (no stranger to these pages, of course)

Alison Hammond (another Brit TV personality, and owner of the Most Irritating Voice On TV)

Ignoring what was said — trust me, it probably wasn’t that bad, it’s Brit TV — my question is:  how would one tell if the latter was blushing?

News Roundup

And in more electrifying news:


...just one among oh-so many auto manufacturers to do so.  Also:


...and the hits keep on coming.


...LOL so this “rebrand” thing is just a tacit acceptance that they’re going to sell a lot fewer cars.  And speaking of failing British auto companies:


...I guess it depends on what you call “capable”.  And then there’s this good news for them:


...except that for your average status-conscious poseur, Hyundai doesn’t carry quite the same cachet as Range Rover.  Another product doomed to fail.


...of course, it’s the KrautGov that’s obsessed with the eco-bullshit.  The Krauts themselves?  Not that obsessed, as the VW factory closings are proving.

Now for some Political Prisoner News:


...LOL he was going to pardon them all anyway, but now he’s got the cover so the Socialists can hardly get upset — although they will, of course.  And for regular criminals:


...like the Brits don’t have enough trouble with their home-grown criminals already.


...this barely qualifies as a headline anymore.


...ah yes, that well-known Hezbollah respect for the concept of “cease-fire”.

In Medical News:


...keyword:  India.  (Yeah, not the NHS this time, but it’s still early.)


...just saying what we knew all along:  all a load of bollocks, a mixture of fear-mongering and theater.


...and a direct DNA link to Keith Richards and Willie Nelson.

Now for some non-pictorial 

   

  ...proving that Holy Government is no different from any other government.

And as we hurtle down   :


...”Who she again, Kim?”


...ah yes, that hottie gymnast from LSU.  Now no longer a student:

And on that sunny note, we end this Roundup.

Last Week, The Vag

…and now it’s the dick’s turn:

Oy.  My comment on this “survey” is identical to last week’s one about ladyparts.

Without bothering to read the article in question, I would hazard a guess that the size / shape / whatever of a penis has a lot less to do with the attributes thereof than does the size of the bank balance that comes with it. [sic]

But perhaps I’m being too cynical.