Humor – Page 202 – Splendid Isolation

To help you all with this one, Georges Barbier’s original title of the work is “The Difficult Admission”.

So… what’s she admitting to?

Your suggestions in Comments.

What happens on Mondays, doesn’t necessarily stay on Mondays.

In similar vein, let’s look at some likely disaster scenarios in the near future:

My confident prediction: never in recorded history will so many guns have been lost in boating accidents, fires or similar catastrophes as during a Biden/Harris/Beto Administration.

Then again:

I should stop now…

Get some practice in. I know I will.

Your top-secret suggestions for Mr. Bond’s thoughts should be filed in Comments. (I know that I’ve posted this one before, but today is sandwiched between my two favorite Bond girls on Sundays, so it’s appropriate.)

However, last night I was struck by a profound thought:

So from now on, I’m going to act like I’m 40 even if it kills me.

Watch out, world: I’m coming to get you.

Slim pickings for today, as the news is all about the same old boring shit. However, in the public interest…

…that’s not quite true: he referred to your country as a “shithole” (which it is), but considering that assholes and shitholes are inextricably linked, maybe you have a point, there.

…Black Watch Matters? Not, it appears, to the BritGov.

…of course you’re sorry, Christiane. And speaking of all that “healing” stuff:

…I know, she’s a brainless Hollywood ~~harlot~~ actress, but I wish I could load all these fuckwits in a time machine and take them back to 1939 Germany, just so they could see what real Nazism looks like. (And yes, of course I’d leave them there.)

…I’m a little confused, here, Congresswoman Rancid African Bitch: was that the “chaos” of the largest economic growth period in U.S. history, or all that actual chaos caused by BLM/Pantifa-inspired riots and looting in Republican-controlled cities? But then there’s this:

…yeah, by all means let’s end our imperialistic military adventure in Omar’s home country. (I think I just peed in my pants, a little.)

…distressingly, this report contains not a single mention of public scourging. I should also add that as this happened in Wales, the word “brainless” is superfluous.

…no he doesn’t, any more than I feel pressure to have a negative attitude about gun control, which I hate as much as the Commie cocksucker hates America.