Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

The only good thing about this Monday is… ummm… wait… nope, sorry, I got nothin’.

So before you go out to start draining the streets, take a moment for a chuckle or two.

And seeing it’s the day before Election Day 2020: 

 

And now it’s time to get on yer bike, like Monica:

5 Worst Things To Do At A Funeral

Friday Feature, The Worst

In ascending order of ghastliness:

  • substitute the soundtrack from Oh! Calcutta!  for the traditional funeral music
  • French-kiss the widow / grab the widower’s cock
  • invent a whole bunch of salacious but fictitious stories about the late when delivering the eulogy (e.g. “Fred always said that sex with a woman was okay, but not as good as the real thing”)
  • take group photos, as at a wedding, only with people standing around the open coffin
  • start a “throw the wreath” ceremony, and have Granny catch it.

You suggestions in Comments.

Pick One

Grooming

I filched a pic from Knuckledragger, and here it is:

I’ve added letters to each style, and your task for the day, should you accept it, is:

Assuming you had as much hair as the models above, and had to choose one of the above for yourself today, which one would you pick?

(Bonus points if you actually had that same hairstyle in the 70s).

I’ll start the ball rolling:  K.  I have no problem with the style.  (Actually, during the Bass Guitarist Years my hair looked more like J, but we won’t talk about that now.)

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

GET OUT OF BED IT’S MONDAY YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!

That’s the message from your alarm clock, anyway.

So start laughing NOW !!!

Y’all can call them “actresses”, as long as it’s in the traditional sense.  And speaking of which:

And this probably describes Mondays as well as anything:

And speaking of sunny days, it’s (finally) starting to cool down in North Texas, which is a Good Thing.  On the other hand, cooler weather means fewer sightings of Daisy Dukes, so here are a few to keep us going till the spring.