Stuff that makes me laugh
I see that Braveheart has waded into the political fray:
Actor-director Mel Gibson hinted that he will be voting for former President Donald Trump while saying Vice President Kamala Harris has an “appalling track record” with an “IQ of a fence post.”
That’s just appalling, and I demand that Gibson apologize to fence posts everywhere.
Let’s continue in the same spirit. I’ve been told that this website is “too much about men”, so here are a few from the chicks’ POV:
And seeing it’s the season:
Finally, I would post some beefcake for Teh Gurlzzz, but if I’ve learned anything, it’s that I don’t have a clue as to what men women find sexy. So sorry, but I’m going to have to revert back to type:
Happy Monday, everyone.
The Greatest Living Englishman had a health scare last week, requiring emergency surgery to embed a stent in his heart valve. Fortunately for all of us, he’s doing okay and is no doubt back in at least early-season form.
Of course, the International Vegan Set had a field day:
And the quick response:
I’m SO glad he’s recovering.
Here’s his take on the operation:
“Now, thanks to all those tremendous people at the John Radcliffe in Oxford and all of their extraordinary machines, here I am wondering what water tastes like and if it’s possible to make celery interesting.”
Well, water tastes like shit unless added to Scotch, and the only way to make celery interesting is to use it as a dildo on a vegan.
Your suggestions in Comments.
And speaking of crossing water:
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On to Silly News:
...okay, I got nothing.
More silly news:
...as long as we can also cancel Juneteenth, St. Patrick’s Day, Cinco de Mayo and MLK Day, I’m okay with this.
Some Election News:
...after the first three words, you just know that what follows will be absolute bullshit. And it is. Ditto this opening phrase:
...man, it must really suck to be a vegan environmentalist right now.
And from the Dept. of Health:
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And not to be outdone:
...keyword: Canada. Let’s hear it for the planet of Euthanasia!
Some Lawn Order:
...nice to see that the Britcops have solved all other crimes Over There, so they can devote time and man/womanpower to tackle this pressing social problem.
...more proof that the Britcops have so little crime to investigate that their cops become crack addicts out of sheer boredom. And he’s not even French.
Over Here:
...am I the only one who thinks it’s a pity they stopped it?
Musicians Behaving Badly:
...P Diddy: the early years.
From the Dept. of Education:
...one would have thought that at that age, just the sight of her mimsy would have been sufficient; but evidently not.
And in thankfully link-free 
...four words: single mom, eleven kids.
And in keeping with today’s sponsor, some Good News:
...remember her? Here’s a reminder:
Now that we know who she is, here’s more of her:
Finally:
And that’s the bottom of the news.
Via Insty:
Do you need someone to hold your coat while you wield the axe, or would I be more useful hosing down the place after you’re done?
Just tryin’ to be helpful here, Boss.