Stuff that makes me laugh
Here’s another one that needs answering:
Okay, regardless of who these people are (most Murkins have no idea, which is not important), here are the the dramatis personae.
Holly Willoughby (no stranger to these pages, of course)
Alison Hammond (another Brit TV personality, and owner of the Most Irritating Voice On TV)
Ignoring what was said — trust me, it probably wasn’t that bad, it’s Brit TV — my question is: how would one tell if the latter was blushing?
And in more electrifying news:
...just one among oh-so many auto manufacturers to do so. Also:
...and the hits keep on coming.
...LOL so this “rebrand” thing is just a tacit acceptance that they’re going to sell a lot fewer cars. And speaking of failing British auto companies:
...I guess it depends on what you call “capable”. And then there’s this good news for them:
...except that for your average status-conscious poseur, Hyundai doesn’t carry quite the same cachet as Range Rover. Another product doomed to fail.
...of course, it’s the KrautGov that’s obsessed with the eco-bullshit. The Krauts themselves? Not that obsessed, as the VW factory closings are proving.
Now for some Political Prisoner News:
...LOL he was going to pardon them all anyway, but now he’s got the cover so the Socialists can hardly get upset — although they will, of course. And for regular criminals:
...like the Brits don’t have enough trouble with their home-grown criminals already.
...this barely qualifies as a headline anymore.
...ah yes, that well-known Hezbollah respect for the concept of “cease-fire”.
In Medical News:
...keyword: India. (Yeah, not the NHS this time, but it’s still early.)
...just saying what we knew all along: all a load of bollocks, a mixture of fear-mongering and theater.
...and a direct DNA link to Keith Richards and Willie Nelson.
Now for some non-pictorial 
...proving that Holy Government is no different from any other government.
And as we hurtle down 
:
...”Who she again, Kim?”
...ah yes, that hottie gymnast from LSU. Now no longer a student:
And on that sunny note, we end this Roundup.
…and now it’s the dick’s turn:
Oy. My comment on this “survey” is identical to last week’s one about ladyparts.
Without bothering to read the article in question, I would hazard a guess that the size / shape / whatever of a penis has a lot less to do with the attributes thereof than does the size of the bank balance that comes with it. [sic]
But perhaps I’m being too cynical.
One final thought on the elections:
Update: it appears that half of this post has disappeared into the Intarwebz Black Hole. Damn.
I’ll make up for it next week.
Your suggestions in Comments.
Let’s start off with some The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© news:
...just keeping their Old Country “rape” tradition alive.
...another of those unforeseen consequences, no doubt.
...how is this asshole still relevant? Aren’t there any old gangsters’ safes left for him to open anymore?
...doing his bit for the Glueball Jewhate. And speaking of jihad:
...I was amazed to see that they were Jewish.
And from the Dept. of Education:
...I have a few ideas myself, but most would probably draw the attention of law enforcement.
#ShutUpKim
...featuring fried chicken and chitlins study aids.
Now for some 
news:
...all together now: “Awwwww…”
And in the We All Knew That Duh department:
...considering that all Republican women are stronger than the typical emasculated Democrat man, this is scarcely surprising. And speaking of emasculation:
...of course, it’s not your fairy marketing that sucks, it’s all the fault of your customers.
...I’m reminded of our college parties back in the 70s. Except for the razors, maybe.
And now for some 
...well, she kinda is.
...it’s always a pleasure when Good Golly Miss Holly shows off her legs:
Here she is as a youngin:
And on that leggy note, we end this Roundup.