(posted today because it’s already tomorrow where you are)
…and behalf of everyone Over Here, please allow me to apologize for this foul, unwanted export.
Then again, it was that, or Californians.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And here we go again:
...his statement defined as “our lies are more believable than your lies”.
Turning our attention to The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...just fifty fewer criminals, welfare cases and potential terrorists to worry about.
...should have stuffed the little scrote’s fucking head into the deep-fryer.
...what was that I said about welfare cases?
...and why shouldn’t they, when that same border czar (LOL) hates them and stops them from doing their job?
...to the surprise of absolutely no one except the Harvard Faculty Lounge and other Lefty assholes.
And speaking of Democrats:
...fuck me, what more will it take to make these idiots realize that the Kill-All-Jews Club is Democrat-sponsored?
...Donald and Elon, take note: this is how it’s done.
...the two events may be related.
...they already have, courtesy of Democrat Party Green policies, uncontrolled immigration and Biden-Harris economic stupidity.
Now for some Party Animal News:
...okay, quit that unseemly giggling, willya?
...wait, Italians surf? Who knew?
…sounds about right. And speaking of tourists:
...nobodies complaining about fake people doing their fake jobs.
...which follows Hillary Clinton’s lifetime ban.
And in several proud moments in 
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As we saunter down 
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...speaking of ChoClits, that is:
And on that dusky note, we end the news.
Hate Speech
I see that Braveheart has waded into the political fray:
Actor-director Mel Gibson hinted that he will be voting for former President Donald Trump while saying Vice President Kamala Harris has an “appalling track record” with an “IQ of a fence post.”
That’s just appalling, and I demand that Gibson apologize to fence posts everywhere.
Monday Funnies
Let’s continue in the same spirit. I’ve been told that this website is “too much about men”, so here are a few from the chicks’ POV:
And seeing it’s the season:
Finally, I would post some beefcake for Teh Gurlzzz, but if I’ve learned anything, it’s that I don’t have a clue as to what men women find sexy. So sorry, but I’m going to have to revert back to type:
Happy Monday, everyone.
Point : Counterpoint
The Greatest Living Englishman had a health scare last week, requiring emergency surgery to embed a stent in his heart valve. Fortunately for all of us, he’s doing okay and is no doubt back in at least early-season form.
Of course, the International Vegan Set had a field day:
And the quick response:
I’m SO glad he’s recovering.
Here’s his take on the operation:
“Now, thanks to all those tremendous people at the John Radcliffe in Oxford and all of their extraordinary machines, here I am wondering what water tastes like and if it’s possible to make celery interesting.”
Well, water tastes like shit unless added to Scotch, and the only way to make celery interesting is to use it as a dildo on a vegan.
Caption Competition #365
Your suggestions in Comments.